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Messages - Jesse Wharton

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Socialize / Re: pheonix. read to understand
« on: January 09, 2011, 06:11:23 PM »
To hell with you its war then

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Socialize / Re: pheonix. read to understand
« on: January 09, 2011, 06:10:27 PM »
Micah we should join together and kill everything with our armies

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Socialize / Re: pheonix. read to understand
« on: January 09, 2011, 06:02:41 PM »
And working together my ferrets could destroy a dragon, like straight up murder it

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Socialize / Re: pheonix. read to understand
« on: January 09, 2011, 06:01:52 PM »
Actually screw the chupacabre, ferrets are the best animal to ever exist. Mine would kill an army of your hamsters

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Socialize / Re: pheonix. read to understand
« on: January 09, 2011, 05:57:03 PM »
Dude the chupacabra is where it's at.

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Socialize / Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« on: December 30, 2010, 06:45:43 AM »
He found a change of clothes...the only one in rpg history!

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Socialize / Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« on: December 24, 2010, 09:11:03 AM »
It doesn't matter how much you give me, I cannot teach you how to shoot laser beams out of your eyes, because it's IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

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Socialize / Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« on: December 16, 2010, 09:39:36 AM »
Reaction pic to the original 2 girls one cup

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Socialize / Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« on: December 08, 2010, 03:22:23 PM »
That was in no way meant to be offensive. It was meant completely as a joke I'm sorry if you took it the wrong way. I will change it if you want.

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Socialize / Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« on: December 08, 2010, 11:53:17 AM »
Women... turning gay men straight for centuries.

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Socialize / Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« on: December 03, 2010, 07:19:56 AM »
Oh yeah thats the spot... Wait you're not helgAHHHHHHH *dies*

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Socialize / Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« on: November 27, 2010, 06:13:05 PM »
Damn wrong convention...again

P.S. Thanks patrick

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General Fitness / Re: Rough excercise shedule.
« on: November 26, 2010, 04:46:52 PM »
Ok thanks for all the advice guys, i think i got it pretty much figured out, and by running for an hour i meant like an hour of cardio not necessarily running for an hour straight.

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General Fitness / Re: Rough excercise shedule.
« on: November 26, 2010, 01:00:15 PM »
Well the goals are ripped straight from the sticky. But as of now i cant run for very long at all, so i just wanted an hour outside running with walking in between to rest untill i can run the whole time. Also i gained a bit of weight in the past few months being absolutely sedentary so i fell really far behind. I nevery really knew alot about fitness, i would work out and stuff this past year and i was getting into fairly good shape, I just wanted to make sure i started off on the right foot this time and condition as efficiently as i can.

EDIT: So you think I should just start off with the bodyweight excercises 4 times a week?

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Socialize / Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« on: November 25, 2010, 08:34:28 AM »
WTF is this, I thought we were going to play musical chairs?!?!?!

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General Fitness / Re: Rough excercise shedule.
« on: November 25, 2010, 08:32:25 AM »
I was thinking of the whole balance aspect, especially after seeing demons drills where he did them on a rail. Oh well i guess i screwed up the skill work part, anyone have some suggestions there?

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General Fitness / Re: Rough excercise shedule.
« on: November 23, 2010, 08:21:30 PM »
Okay, there's a lot going wrong here, but I only have a comment on one thing. It seems to be a common occurance for people to categorize planches under skill work. Planche is very much strength work, not skill work.

Ok will do, i will change that. Keep in mind this was just a rough draft i wanted to get some feedback from some fellow traceurs, do you have any actual advice on the "a lot going wrong"?

There's a lot of exercises on there, too.  Simpler is usually better.

Also, what type of surgery, and how long ago was it?  Have you consulted your doctors and physical therapists?  If not, don't start any new routine until they say go ahead.  When you do start, add things in slowly, one at a time.

I had knee surgery a few months ago, just checked with the doctor he said to start taking it slow but i can start introducing some excercises again, and yeah ill introduce these gradually, especially the stuff like the deadlifts and weighted squats.

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General Fitness / Rough excercise shedule.
« on: November 23, 2010, 05:11:08 PM »
Hi guys, I'm finally starting to recover from my knee surgery and i wanted to get my workout schedule done so i can get back into a groove. I wanted to start from scratch just to make sure im doing everything right. I wrote down a rough draft of my new schedule and was wondering if i could get any feedback, if i should change anything etc. So here it goes.

Goals:
   Running: 100m=20sec, 400m=120sec,5000m=36:00, rowing500m=150sec, rowing 2000m 12:00
   Pushing: Pushups=5, dips=3 parallel bars, 15sec frog planche
   Pulling: pullups=3 kipping pullups, front/back lever 1 skin the cat
   Handstands: 60 sec against wall, 1 headstand press
   Seats: 5 sec tucked L-sit
   Legs: Broad jump=6 feet, 10in vertical, 18in standing box jump, 5 stepups on 24" box
   Parkour: Climb up, 22in wall run, 4ft exit from vault
   Strength: Dips=3 reps BW, 1 pullup, 195 Bench, 115 press, 345 deadlift, 290 back squat, 150 overhead squat.
   Power: Clean and Jerk 175, Snatch 140
Warmup:
   Samson Stretch 3 sets 15-30 secs each leg
   Overhead squat: 3 sets of 15 with stick or rod
   Sit-ups: 3 sets of ?
   Back Extension: 3 sets of ? hold for 2 seconds
   Pull up: 3 sets as many as possible
   Dip: 3 sets of ?
SKill Work:
   Handstands
   L-sit
   step-ups/ pistols
   Planche
   Jump Paractice
Strength Workout: 5xS 3xR
Monday: Pull-up machine:?, Dips(weighted), front lever progression, power cleans:?, Benching:?, 1x5 deadlifts:?
Tuesday: 1 hour of running in the morning, jog as long as possible. Planche afterwards. Some Pk Training, stretching
Wednesday: Shoulder Press:?, squats, planche progression pushup, pullup machine, dips, Snatch:?
Thursday: 1 hour of running in the morning, Sprint, walk to start, sprint walk back..., planche afterwards, Some Pk training,stretching
Friday: Various machines and weights
Saturday: 1 hour of running in the morning Jog-walk-sprint-walk-jog... planche afterwards, some pk training, stretching
Sunday: Rest
Endurance Workout:
   Squats till death
   Sit-ups till death
   rows till death
   pushups till death
   Rowing for speed 500, 2000m
Injury Prevention:
   Stretches with band for shoulders
   Stretching: Table arching up, down , left, right, on floor, bharadvaja's, Ticep stretch, Bicep, indian hands, wrist stretch, lion stretch, namaste behind back, single arm back, sphinx, extended puppy, reclined glute, reclined twist, fire log, cow face, standing calf, ankle circles, single leg seated forward bend, staff pose, reclined big toe, downward dog, baddha konasana, garland pose, prone quad stretch, bridge, camel, dolphin, child's, legs up the wall, savasana

ps. wherever theres a question mark means i need to experiment and find the right weight.

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Socialize / Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« on: November 13, 2010, 12:31:43 PM »
Attempts at teaching your girlfriend to make a class usually result in "F*CK THIS SHIT!"

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Socialize / Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« on: November 09, 2010, 09:38:10 AM »
Try-outs for the next high school musical brought some interesting applicants.

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