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Parkour And Freerunning / Re: WHy are there so many Parkour haters?
« on: December 09, 2008, 08:43:52 PM »
well, maybe parkour is a stupid sport and you are stupid for doing it.
also your mom's stupid.
also your mom's stupid.
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Parkour And Freerunning / Re: Punisher: WarZone ruins parkour
« on: December 06, 2008, 11:06:06 PM »
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Parkour And Freerunning / Re: You're not f***ing Jean-Paul Sartre and the philosophy of Parkour
« on: March 22, 2008, 10:34:38 PM »
ITT:
AND 
It's people like you guys that make me hate coming here, or going to the gym, or meets. you guys suck. it's like going to a bachelor party and somebody tries to sell you on the word of Jehovah.
This is exactly why i will always respect Skateboarding Punks more than i respect "tracures". Skateboarders aren't afraid if they offend someone. they aren't trying to be ambassadors of the SPORT. Last time i hung out with skateboarders, we called some kid a fag, ate pizza, and played videogames after skating. Last time i hung out with a freerunner, they were up my ass about what i was doing wrong the entire time(OH NOES TEH BUTSECKS!) Couldn't eat this or that because of some faggoty reason, and got offended at the slightest vagina refrence. not even a full blown joke. The guy was a total lameass. Shit, even the DDR kids were more fun to hang out with than you guys. and that was just sitting in line for your turn on the machine.
This is EXACTLY what i'm talking about. you're going to disregard his entire argument because he used big boy words you can't handle? that's it. put em up. i'm gonna beat you up over the internet to prove my point.
It reminds me of how Butthurt people would get over drifting. "OH NOES! FRONT WHEEL CAN'T DRIFT!" "DRIFTING IS AN ANCIENT ART AND IF I MASTER IT THE OKISIMARU SPIRIT FROM GLORIOUS NIPPON WILL BESTOW A HAREM UPON ME!" It's yanking a handbreak and swinging your cars ass out. it's what happens when you take the corner a bit too fast. you're not sweet.
One redeeming quality of you guys is that you don't act like it's a private club. I hate that. With Skateboarders, "you gotta do this and this and this" With the car guys "you gotta have this model and you gotta go to this track and have this much horsepower and and and and and"
Now i know that i'm going to get OVER 9000 repliesd on how i'm musso-hitler-the hun Bin laden, but quite frankly, i don't care what you have to say. and that's exactly why all of the preach-kour guys piss me off so much.
TL;DR IT'S GYMNASTICS IN AN URBAN SETTING WITH 90'S BRAND EXTREME BAKED IN. YOU'RE NOT SWEET. LIGHTEN UP
also this is my original philosophy. do not steal it.
AND It's people like you guys that make me hate coming here, or going to the gym, or meets. you guys suck. it's like going to a bachelor party and somebody tries to sell you on the word of Jehovah.
This is exactly why i will always respect Skateboarding Punks more than i respect "tracures". Skateboarders aren't afraid if they offend someone. they aren't trying to be ambassadors of the SPORT. Last time i hung out with skateboarders, we called some kid a fag, ate pizza, and played videogames after skating. Last time i hung out with a freerunner, they were up my ass about what i was doing wrong the entire time(OH NOES TEH BUTSECKS!) Couldn't eat this or that because of some faggoty reason, and got offended at the slightest vagina refrence. not even a full blown joke. The guy was a total lameass. Shit, even the DDR kids were more fun to hang out with than you guys. and that was just sitting in line for your turn on the machine.
Quote from: Some Dong Enthusiast
There was too much swearing in his original post for me to take it seriously
This is EXACTLY what i'm talking about. you're going to disregard his entire argument because he used big boy words you can't handle? that's it. put em up. i'm gonna beat you up over the internet to prove my point.
It reminds me of how Butthurt people would get over drifting. "OH NOES! FRONT WHEEL CAN'T DRIFT!" "DRIFTING IS AN ANCIENT ART AND IF I MASTER IT THE OKISIMARU SPIRIT FROM GLORIOUS NIPPON WILL BESTOW A HAREM UPON ME!" It's yanking a handbreak and swinging your cars ass out. it's what happens when you take the corner a bit too fast. you're not sweet.
One redeeming quality of you guys is that you don't act like it's a private club. I hate that. With Skateboarders, "you gotta do this and this and this" With the car guys "you gotta have this model and you gotta go to this track and have this much horsepower and and and and and"
Now i know that i'm going to get OVER 9000 repliesd on how i'm musso-hitler-the hun Bin laden, but quite frankly, i don't care what you have to say. and that's exactly why all of the preach-kour guys piss me off so much.
TL;DR IT'S GYMNASTICS IN AN URBAN SETTING WITH 90'S BRAND EXTREME BAKED IN. YOU'RE NOT SWEET. LIGHTEN UP
also this is my original philosophy. do not steal it.
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Socialize / Re: Weirdest and(or) creepiest thing
« on: November 24, 2007, 04:29:26 AM »
guy sucking off a dolphin(thank you furries!)
/thread
/thread
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Socialize / Re: Giant Asian Hornets (sting me... and others)
« on: November 18, 2007, 12:15:56 PM »
next time, try this
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Socialize / Re: which era would parkour do best?
« on: November 05, 2007, 07:12:08 AM »Quote from: bikket
I saw Phil & Friends a week or so ago.
Quote from: bikket
Maybe you woulda liked the hairy/freaky hippie chicks there. Some even dye their pit hair (neat idea, but why blue?). One had pit dreads.dye, maybe, dreads, on head = sexy time, under arms, VERY NO!
Quote from: bikket
:-XNo, tank ya mon. Trey was there too and he kicked ass! Ok, sorry to hijack yer thread- back to the topic. . .
How about parcoursing a rock arena full of stoners? Is that too much like the zombie/ warehouse scenario in the "weapons" thread? Betcha I could DONG a spinner without crampin' his mellow, man.8)Rad.
wait, what?
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Socialize / Re: which era would parkour do best?
« on: November 04, 2007, 12:43:45 PM »Modern Day France is of course where it all started, and It would be awesome....if the women started to shave.if the women started to shave
women started to shave
women shave
shave
My girlfriend is french, and nomatter what i do, i can't get her to stop shaving her armpits, and it's all because of picky people like you. now NONE of us can have girls with hairy pits. thanks for ruining it for everyone.
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Socialize / which era would parkour do best?
« on: November 03, 2007, 01:25:41 AM »
Here's a fun little game, which era(s) in history would you most like to practice parkour in?
Middle ages
plenty of tight alleys, low roofs, odd stones, and grippy surfaces, not to mention pesant women. oh the pesant women
Fudal japan
[no picture avaliable]
lol weeabooz and azn wimminz. lol ninjas. extra points for dressing as a pirate and beating up every person you see wearing black.
Modern day france
If it's good enough for david belle, it's good enough for you. also, french girls, are some of the finest girls around.
Modern day new york
The big apple. the great melting pot, plenty of spots. just don't f#ck with the locals. did i mention how a melting pot contains almost any women you cold possible want? country full of immagrants and whatnot.
1930's new york
you know the phrase "not like they used to be"? it was made in the 70's because of the mustang becoming a peice of shit, but this is the city in what many call it's prime. mike hates flappers(if you really don't know what a flapper is, read a history book. don't look this one up online, read it in a paper book)
modern day tokyo
take a shoe box. fill it with blocks, shake it up a bit, now make that the size of a city. BAM! tokyo. an enormous clusterf#ck of buildings, rails, porn, tight alleys, porn, pretty girls, porn, porn, and even porn. but seriously, vending machine panties for the win.
Old West
brothles, shootouts, horses, and roofs that were oh so close together. and anyone who dosen't find the idea of a woman who is all sweaty form working a day on the farm, push you down agianst a wall, as her heated, sunbaked breasts up agianst yor chest, as she kisses you deeply and delcares you HER property sexy, might i introduce you to the wonderful world of homosexuality. cowgirls, gods gift to men.
feel free to add your own dream locations
Middle ages
plenty of tight alleys, low roofs, odd stones, and grippy surfaces, not to mention pesant women. oh the pesant women
Fudal japan
[no picture avaliable]
lol weeabooz and azn wimminz. lol ninjas. extra points for dressing as a pirate and beating up every person you see wearing black.
Modern day france
If it's good enough for david belle, it's good enough for you. also, french girls, are some of the finest girls around.
Modern day new york
The big apple. the great melting pot, plenty of spots. just don't f#ck with the locals. did i mention how a melting pot contains almost any women you cold possible want? country full of immagrants and whatnot.
1930's new york
you know the phrase "not like they used to be"? it was made in the 70's because of the mustang becoming a peice of shit, but this is the city in what many call it's prime. mike hates flappers(if you really don't know what a flapper is, read a history book. don't look this one up online, read it in a paper book)
modern day tokyo
take a shoe box. fill it with blocks, shake it up a bit, now make that the size of a city. BAM! tokyo. an enormous clusterf#ck of buildings, rails, porn, tight alleys, porn, pretty girls, porn, porn, and even porn. but seriously, vending machine panties for the win.
Old West
brothles, shootouts, horses, and roofs that were oh so close together. and anyone who dosen't find the idea of a woman who is all sweaty form working a day on the farm, push you down agianst a wall, as her heated, sunbaked breasts up agianst yor chest, as she kisses you deeply and delcares you HER property sexy, might i introduce you to the wonderful world of homosexuality. cowgirls, gods gift to men.
feel free to add your own dream locations
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Socialize / Re: I Hate Jack Thompson!
« on: October 29, 2007, 06:23:31 PM »
look his shenanigans up on wikipedia, you'll be shocked. pretty much every crybaby case of the past 20 years, he's been involved in.
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OH Jams / Re: (LC) Lakeland Jam
« on: October 19, 2007, 10:07:18 PM »
I hope to see some people up here today. otherwise, i'll probally just go to the school gym for a half hour then train for another hour.
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Socialize / Re: Favorite word
« on: October 18, 2007, 11:24:36 PM »
sigma. i kinda wonder what it means, but i'm too lazy to look it up
also
goliath,
monolith
obsidian
translucent
ambient
also
goliath,
monolith
obsidian
translucent
ambient
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Socialize / Re: Gran Turismo 5 vs Real Life
« on: October 18, 2007, 11:48:22 AM »
I got 10, but it's mostly because i saw the pics previously, or they came out more perfect than perfect.
now if they could only improve the shitty physics engine and not make it cost $400.
now if they could only improve the shitty physics engine and not make it cost $400.
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Diet / Re: Energy Drinks
« on: October 14, 2007, 09:05:02 PM »
my teacher says that they're really bad for you, something about your liver.
anyways, they're about as good as sugared coffee, and sugared coffee prevents liver cancer, increases the memory of old women and
it can also reduce headaches
increase short term recall
reduces plaque formation
and apperantly makes a great enema.(next time someone tells you to shove it up your ass, they just want you to have a clean colon. hopefully not for upcoming anal rape though. on an unrelated note, it's best to perform an enema before vigourous anal sex with a male or female partner.)
also, i happen to like coffee more than monster drinks and anal sex. click here for some risks, and more benifits, but no anal sex.
anyways, they're about as good as sugared coffee, and sugared coffee prevents liver cancer, increases the memory of old women and
Quote from: The Wikipedia jews
fAlzheimer's disease, Parkinson's disease, heart disease, diabetes mellitus type 2, cirrhosis of the liver,[54] and gout. Some health effects are due to the caffeine content of coffee, as the benefits are only observed in those who drink caffeinated coffee, while others appear to be due to other components.[55] For example the antioxidants in coffee prevent free radicals from causing cell damage
it can also reduce headaches
increase short term recall
reduces plaque formation
and apperantly makes a great enema.(next time someone tells you to shove it up your ass, they just want you to have a clean colon. hopefully not for upcoming anal rape though. on an unrelated note, it's best to perform an enema before vigourous anal sex with a male or female partner.)
also, i happen to like coffee more than monster drinks and anal sex. click here for some risks, and more benifits, but no anal sex.
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OH Jams / Re: (LC) Lakeland Jam
« on: October 06, 2007, 12:17:24 PM »
great. now i'm out all togehter for about a week.
i seriously hurt my wrist practicing palm spins. that made last night a real ball buster. we had like 20 cars backed up, and i kept torquing my wrist. those goddamn caddiliacs have like 3 steering wheel revolutions on either side, and when youre trying to snap the wheels left, i'm gonna go buy a wrist brace.
and either every car had country playing(my kryptonite) or it smelled like an overpowering mixture of ass+armpit+cigarettes+B.O.+armor all+stale carnuba wax=LIKE EVERY MOTHER f#ckING CAR I PARKED. then i only got dollar tips. i made like 60 in tips, when every other mother f#cker made like 110.(we put the tips together and split them up, so it was like $99 at the end of the night, so it's cool) but stil, i did the most work with the least ammount of tips. seriously it's more the princapal of it all. i get your f#cking car for you, the broken down f#cking pontiac, and you give me the smallest bill of american currency. and i have to hold the door open for you as you yak to your stupid f#cking friends.
and if ANYONE and i mean ANYONE says i'm spoiled, you do my f#cking job and make nearly bupkis. thren we'll se what tune you'll be singing wishy washy mother f#cker.
tl;dr
i f#cked up my wrist.
i seriously hurt my wrist practicing palm spins. that made last night a real ball buster. we had like 20 cars backed up, and i kept torquing my wrist. those goddamn caddiliacs have like 3 steering wheel revolutions on either side, and when youre trying to snap the wheels left, i'm gonna go buy a wrist brace.
and either every car had country playing(my kryptonite) or it smelled like an overpowering mixture of ass+armpit+cigarettes+B.O.+armor all+stale carnuba wax=LIKE EVERY MOTHER f#ckING CAR I PARKED. then i only got dollar tips. i made like 60 in tips, when every other mother f#cker made like 110.(we put the tips together and split them up, so it was like $99 at the end of the night, so it's cool) but stil, i did the most work with the least ammount of tips. seriously it's more the princapal of it all. i get your f#cking car for you, the broken down f#cking pontiac, and you give me the smallest bill of american currency. and i have to hold the door open for you as you yak to your stupid f#cking friends.
and if ANYONE and i mean ANYONE says i'm spoiled, you do my f#cking job and make nearly bupkis. thren we'll se what tune you'll be singing wishy washy mother f#cker.
tl;dr
i f#cked up my wrist.
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Socialize / Re: Girls or Boys?
« on: October 04, 2007, 04:20:53 AM »
I DON'T WANT PICTURES OF MEGAN FOX!
I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!
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Ohio / Re: (LC)Lakeland
« on: October 04, 2007, 04:15:51 AM »
Quote from: shadow runner13(wings)
we got all winter to train at all around gymnastics
LOL ~desu
Unscramble the red letters in shadow runner13(wings) post for a secret message!
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OH Jams / Re: (LC) Lakeland Jam
« on: October 04, 2007, 04:01:22 AM »Quote from: shadow runner13(wings)
DONGSSweet
Quote from: pollo
DONGSsorry. i probaly won't want to do anything this week, so you might as well count me out for the sake of not getting in the way. but the 20th and 21st are what i'm looking at. and my gf says that homecoming starts at like 9PM, so i might as well have the entire day. just leave like 2 hours early to shower and whatnot.
also i found out how to get the pm's to work. side forum link broken... bla bla DONGS but anyways, i can finally answer them
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Socialize / Re: Whats some of the biggest stuff you have done?
« on: October 03, 2007, 11:25:08 PM »look at this jokerlook at this joker
look at this joker
look at this joker
look at this joker
look at this joker
LOOK AT THIS JOKER
also butts needing frosting...