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« on: May 25, 2010, 02:25:42 PM »
Hey guys I made a chat just for us so instead of having conversations on the forums we can just chat there and save the forums for useful or really funny stuff. Just go to and start talking either go on anonomously type you name or handle or make an account which takes < a minute

Parkour And Freerunning / New Traceurs
« on: May 13, 2010, 05:31:11 AM »
Is it me or was there just a recent influx of new traceurs, I think it's great seeing a whole bunch of new people on the forums. Just wanted to say to anyone I haven't yet welcome to apk!

Socialize / New omegle chats
« on: May 10, 2010, 05:24:10 PM »
I know there is one already but its a pretty old topic and i don't like grave digging, so Im starting a new omegle chats thread.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: muffins or pudding ?
You: muffins definately
You: hbu?
Stranger: CORRECT
Stranger: finnaly someone
Stranger: that understands muffins
Stranger: like i do
Stranger: haha
You: haha oh i understand you would not believe
Stranger: prove it
Stranger: how
Stranger: do u understand muffins
Stranger: how would u describe them
You: i work as a muffin engineer at Muffins Inc
Stranger: liar
Stranger: i bake muffins for a living
You: i design, eat, and sometimes counsel muffins
Stranger: nobody
Stranger: understand muffins like i do
Stranger: i live breathe eat shit puke
Stranger: MUFFINS
You: i will have you know that i am a certified muffin psychologist in over 8 varieties of muffin
Stranger: ok say that i do belive u
You: thats right 8!
Stranger: tell me the best muffin kind ?
You: banana nut...delicious, and also a good weapon against people with nut allergies
You: it helped me with my last assasination
Stranger: hmm i like how u think
Stranger: u could be of great help .. with me SUPER DUPER EVIL MUFFIN TAKEOVER PLAN
You: well i DO have two doctorates in Muffincology
Stranger: but i do have to worn u my friend
Stranger: where we are going to go .. its going to be great danger
Stranger: from the pudding side
Stranger: they have been my enemy since forever
You: i eat danger for breakfast...with muffins of course
Stranger: banana nut
Stranger: of course
Stranger: i prefer the simple one
Stranger: chocolate muffin
Stranger: makes me jizz every time i smell one
You: hmmm...thats borders on a cupcake...donchya think?
You: especially after
Stranger: true that
Stranger: speaking of icing
Stranger: have u ever tryed to mix
Stranger: a muffin with pudding
Stranger: never ever ever try it my friend
You: i did lead to the great depression...and world war 2
Stranger: u will
Stranger: DIE
Stranger: OH
Stranger: so thats why my great great great great great grandfather John Muffins the VI died
Stranger: i declare
Stranger: WAR
You: oh its ON!
Stranger: to you and those who stand in frond of the muffins family
Stranger: death to you pudding devil
Stranger: NEVER
You: im like legit crying now...thanks a freakin lot!
You: you pudding-hearted bastard!
Stranger: my friend this is war ... we do not cry we do not fear we do not think
Stranger: NEVER
Stranger: i have romed these lands for centurys
Stranger: to defend
Stranger: my legacy
You: well then you tired old coot, you'll be no match for me
Stranger: i am trained in the art of muff diving ... u will stand no chance
You: haHA! muff diving was invented by my ancestor, Ceaserus Muffus
You: you stand no chance against my skills in the art of muffighting
Stranger: i like a chalange
Stranger: never has a pudding peasent stood opon me with the courage ..
Stranger: to chalange me
Stranger: until now
Stranger: i think a wager is needed
Stranger: what say u
You: i agree!
Stranger: if i win
Stranger: you will surrender the pudding factury .. and all the recepies .. to me .. and u shall leave these lands for ever and ever and never come back
Stranger: if u win .. the muffins legacy dies with me
Stranger: u will get everything
You: agreed, pack up your belongings you dull muffite, we duel at dawn
Stranger: No not at dawn
Stranger: now
Stranger: if u are brave enough
Stranger: u shall take me now
You: but...i have company over....and my muffins are in the oven
Stranger: dammit
Stranger: i hope u chock on the muffins
Stranger: chocke
You: hope what you will, but my throat will remain unclogged and my hatred un restrained until the entire muffin legacy is within the grasp of ME! Pud Puddin VIII
Stranger: my ancestors worned me of this
Stranger: of you
Stranger: they told me someday
Stranger: a black and evil dueler will arive at my kingdom
You: mexican...
Stranger: and he will chalange me and defeat me and take over my kindgdom
You: i agree tot the evil tho
You: to*
Stranger: none the less
Stranger: black mexican
Stranger: same thing
Stranger: the profecy says u will take my kingdom
Stranger: but i will not allow it
Stranger: TAKE THAT
Stranger: ARGG
You: MWAHAHAHA you may not know it yet, but at this very moment, your kingdom has already fallin into my puddin covered grasp
Stranger: DAMN YOU Pud Puddin the VIII
Stranger: DAMN YOU
Stranger: i shall flee for now .. as my powers are weak .. but soon my friend sooon
Stranger: i
Stranger: WILL
Stranger: BE
Stranger: BACK
You: i will eagerly await your return
You: my muffins are ready and my puddin is fresh, and i will not rest until i have rid the world of your vile legacy and added the charred tasteless remains to my empire!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Socialize / Stitch Kid
« on: April 25, 2010, 09:04:54 PM »
Hello apk! I am making a movie this summer about this thing that stalks a group of people in NJ. I just made a trailer poster using GIMP.
I was wondering if anybody had any suggestions on either the picture or the movie. I know you guys have been really helpful in the past and I thank you for any advice or any thing in advance. K bye.

Socialize / I'm Back
« on: January 28, 2010, 05:46:42 PM »
Hey guys you may have noticed but I wasn't on the forums the past month. My computer broke so I haven't had access to teh INTERNETZ save for some five minute occasions when I just posted my captions for the caption contest. Just wanted to let you guys know that you'll be doin a lot more sighing and facepalming cuz Imma be postin alot more often.
P.S. Missed you guys!!!

Parkour And Freerunning / Dog-kour!!!
« on: November 19, 2009, 08:42:35 PM »
After seeing ozzi's vid I was motivated to start training my dog tanner. He is a collie and I read somewhere that they were bred for climbing. I was thinking is anyone else gonna train their dog because it would be awesome if we could have the first ever Human/Dog parkour jam!!!

Socialize / My gimp logo
« on: November 15, 2009, 02:14:48 PM »
Hey guys I just made a logo for our team Live free parkour or LFPK. It's just a rough draft I'm gonna change it up a bit probably alot but I'll put it up anyway. Any comments or suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

Socialize / My profile?
« on: October 15, 2009, 08:06:23 AM »
Not that its a big deal or anything but I just looked to see how many post i had and it said 28, I was pretty sur i posted more than that so I went to statistics or whatever and it said I had like 150. Weird huh  :o anyone know why that is?

Socialize / Finally!!! I'm Back!!!
« on: September 23, 2009, 07:39:56 PM »
Alright I've been out for about three months, because my knee cap kept dislocating like randomly so I had to get surgery. And I finally started physical therapy and I'm getting strength and mobility in my knee again. However I don't know how much I've lost in terms of technique. Do you guys think I should just start training from scratch like start with roll then work up to vaults and stuff, or has anybody been able to kinda get right back into the flow after being out for a long time. Honestly I don't know so any help would be appreciated. And for anybody who has been out for a long time what did you do to keep yourself sane. I must have beaten Mirror's edge 50 times and watched a thousand vids on youtube.   ;D

Consumer Whores / wireless earbuds
« on: July 03, 2009, 10:25:52 PM »
Hi I'm just a beginning Traceur and i love to listen to music while doing well.... anything. I was wondering what i should buy in terms of like ear buds, headphones or Blue tooth to listen to music while training (or anything related to pk) that would be good to use. For example if wired is fine or they would get screwed up and break my first session and if wireless is the way to go or vice-versa. Any recommended products specifically would be greatly appreciated.  ;D

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