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Michigan / Re: Reporting in!
« on: October 30, 2009, 08:11:39 AM »
Garrett Carpenter checking in!

Just finished up my Cross Country season, time to throw on the ol' ariakes and get back in shape!

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Colorado / Re: GOODBYE.... for now
« on: May 18, 2009, 01:58:39 PM »
Farewell and good luck!

~Garrett

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Welcome! / Re: I know, I know.
« on: May 18, 2009, 01:57:00 PM »
Welcome to the APK family Max!

Theres alot of helpful people and information for you here. good luck in your journey of Parkour.

~Garrett

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Parkour And Freerunning / Re: D30
« on: May 17, 2009, 05:10:53 PM »
Hmm... well i think it could be used for say the crotch or head region, someplace were it could be very bad if damaged.

I think it could also be potentially useful for practicing flips or something. something that wouldnt necessarily impede technique, but could prevent you from, say, landing on your knees and busing the crap out of them. you would know how you landed and you could tweak  from there, but it wouldnt hurt you.

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Parkour And Freerunning / Re: You know what I love about Parkour?
« on: May 17, 2009, 10:54:26 AM »
Chicks like it.
Dudes think its cool.
nuff said

Fixed that for you.   ;D

Yah know what the sad part is? Its usually the other way around.  :'(

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Socialize / Re: what music ya listen to?
« on: May 17, 2009, 10:51:21 AM »
Electronic: Goodriddler, M83, Justice

Hip-hop/rap: K'naan (Somalian MC raps in English and is INCREDIBLE), Del the Funkee Homosapien, Hieroglyphics Imperium, MC Paul Barman (insanely funny Prince Paul-produced awesomeness), MC Chris, MC Lars

Old school punk/hardcore: 7 Seconds, Minor Threat, The Germs*, Op Ivy, Fang*, Verbal Abuse, Black Flag, Flipper*

Newer punk: Leftover Crack, Fun People (Argentina)

Indie: Elliot Smith, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Iditarod, Hella

Reggae and Jamaican Ska: Desmond Dekker, Toots and the Maytals, Jimmy Cliff

There's so many more, too.  There's always more!  That's a good start.



I put some Knaan on my ipod a little bit ago. Its some pretty epic stuff.  :P

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Socialize / Re: I know this is WAY inappropriate (NSFW)
« on: May 17, 2009, 10:49:57 AM »
LoL.. You guys need to go and watch at least ONE Cirque du Soleil show.  I really wanted to see one of the girls jump from one pole to the other with just her hands. :(

But yeah, if you ever decide to train on a pole.. just say you're trying to get ready for Cirque!

oh man, Cirque du Soleil is amazing! ive seen a couple shows.

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Socialize / Re: what music ya listen to?
« on: May 16, 2009, 04:14:35 AM »
I like whatever has anice beat, sounds good, isnt to crazy. and i also really like music i can put to parkour.  :P

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Socialize / Re: parwhore?
« on: May 16, 2009, 04:12:20 AM »
http://www.sadhorns.com/

wow, i just wastd 20 mins of my life just clicking that button.  :o

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Socialize / Re: "Man swallows pair of scissors while laughing."
« on: May 16, 2009, 04:08:53 AM »
ooooook, and why would you be shoving scissors in your mouth in the first place?

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Socialize / Re: I know this is WAY inappropriate (NSFW)
« on: May 16, 2009, 04:06:04 AM »
Wouldnt it be kind of scary to have a girlfriend who could beat you in an arm wrestle, and hang on a pole as if she were sitting on flat ground? :o Damn! Id be pissin my pants.

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Parkour And Freerunning / Re: You know what I love about Parkour?
« on: May 14, 2009, 04:30:27 PM »
Chicks like it.
Dudes think its cool.
nuff said.

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Oregon / Re: Oregon this summer! (Portland)
« on: May 14, 2009, 03:42:17 PM »
awesome. thanks a bunch! i dont wanna start anything to big, maybe just meet a couple of you oregon guys.

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Oregon / Oregon this summer! (Portland)
« on: May 13, 2009, 05:40:38 PM »
Sorry about such an early notice, but i just figured i would gt it out there and maybe meet some of you gents before i came out. ill be coming out to Portland on a work function for my father and a college visit for my brother. My father really wants to show us around (like the whole friggin state), but i hope to get a little bit of out-of-state practice and meet some more traceurs while im there.

Shoot me an e-mail at Garrett.Carpenter@gmail.com, I'd really like to know some guys before i just show up and start jumping on sh*t.  ;)

Good luck and happy hunting!

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i always thought of the callouses as a right of passage.
 :P

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What is a better substitute for cereal then? I don't have a whole lot of time in the mornings. Would Oatmeal be better?

oatmeal with hardboiled eggs woudl be perfect.

You can hardboil a whole bunch of eggs -- like a dozen -- at the beginning of the week and eat 3 with oatmeal and you're golden.  Some berries if you like too -- BLUEBERRIES FTW  8)

or, if your not a fan of blueberries, get some halle berry.

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Socialize / Re: Cool Song.
« on: May 10, 2009, 10:21:49 AM »
brimful of asha (fatboy slim remix) - cornershop

they used it in the frosti and levi show. its really addictive.

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Socialize / Re: joke
« on: May 10, 2009, 10:20:21 AM »
so 2 fish are in a tank, one looks at the other and asks,

you know how to drive this thing?

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Socialize / Re: Karma
« on: May 10, 2009, 10:17:17 AM »
Karma is what you use to run over your Dogma.

wow, thats terrible!  ::)

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in my opinion, a survey you wont get much out of. 3-9, i havnt heard of them, why are the requiring me to say something else about it?

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