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Offline The Manilla Gorilla

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Parkour Hater
« on: February 01, 2006, 04:54:06 PM »
A Parkour Hater, similar to a hater of anything, Is someone who will Never seem to appreciate A nice run unless it has flips, Or massive roof gaps. They tend to have these feeling out of jealousy because they have no physical ability at all.


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Re: Parkour Hater
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2006, 07:45:53 PM »
true. i have people who do that they yell things like flip flip. wanting me to do a story high flip. it buggs me. but i saw them attempting a kong vualt which made me laugh.
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Re: Parkour Hater
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2006, 01:22:40 PM »
....perfect example, and im NOT making any of this up here...ok.

In gym hanging out with my friend. He walks up to me and says ok heres what your gonna do. Ill launch you onto the basketball net with my shoulders you go in the hoop run to the bleachers to a triple backflip off and land on the net and swing and do a backflip onto the other net then drop front flip onto a set of stairs while masturbating.

And to be honest this scares me. He wasnt even kidding.... :P
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Re: Parkour Hater
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2006, 03:23:48 PM »
while masturbating lmao. this guy sound very funny. but triple backflip seriously? thats like un imaginable for me.
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Re: Parkour Hater
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2006, 01:52:23 PM »
Hes funny. VERY immature. i felt stupid just writing that thing, and as i should lol. Triple backflip. Its amazing that people think we can push our bodys as far as we want lol. I asked him why he liked the flips and of course he said "Cause that shit pwned like a mofo! ITS DA SHIZZZ!!!" lol it made me laugh for a long time haha
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Re: Parkour Hater
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2006, 02:50:32 PM »
next time he asks you to try something like that say that you will get your video camera and watch him do it. then you will the tape to girls so they like him. then sit back and watch him try it.
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Re: Parkour Hater
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2006, 04:14:04 PM »
from my experience, a parkour hater is usually:
a.) Fat.
b.) thinks he is cool.
c.) some freak guy who thinks pk is lame.




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Re: Parkour Hater
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2006, 04:28:30 PM »
Respect everyone. and if they dont respect you. Then its sad they dont understand what your doing and no loss to you. Theyre the ones that are close minded lol
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Re: Parkour Hater
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2006, 05:11:36 PM »
I find physical intimidation is the most effective.

I get followed by skaters and such a lot.

I get a lot of little jeering comments about being a wanna-be skater without a board.

All you have to do is casually mention that you can lift more than they weigh and throw it.

Demonstrate it if need be, just do a fireman (wrestling move my friend taught me, just grab them under one leg and lift them on your shoulder (you only need one arm because your torso does the lifting not your biceps) looks really impressive considering it appears that you just lifted them with one arm.

Ive never had to fight someone over parkour, people usually just brush you off as a "dare-devil" or just some stupid kid out for kicks.
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Re: Parkour Hater
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2006, 09:38:48 PM »
I always love those kids.  I ussually just tell em what I can do, and then tell them i'll do it specifically to show them, apaologize for not being able to TRIPLE backflip, and then teach em how to point my camera so i get it on film. I've enlsaved those kids for up to 2 hours of filming me that way
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Re: Parkour Hater
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2006, 08:02:02 AM »
I agree with The fallen, on this one, and Jon why did you write so tiny?
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Re: Parkour Hater
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2006, 05:45:15 PM »
i agree, i have had ppl just ask me to do some wild stuff before too like they said to 2 backflips in a rown and land on one foot while the other is still in the air because i can hold my legs high in the air and they are just jealous i know it because my mommy said so (jk about the mommy part) but PARKOUR IS THE SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
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Re: Parkour Hater
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2006, 06:44:55 AM »
Quote from: psycosis12 on March 08, 2006, 05:45:15 PM
i agree, i have had ppl just ask me to do some wild stuff before too like they said to 2 backflips in a rown and land on one foot while the other is still in the air because i can hold my legs high in the air and they are just jealous i know it because my mommy said so (jk about the mommy part) but PARKOUR IS THE SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

I don't know what that means but YES! :D
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Re: Parkour Hater
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2006, 05:53:11 PM »
No parkour haters where I live. Probably because it isn't known...
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Re: Parkour Hater
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2006, 08:03:46 PM »
Ignorance is bliss
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Re: Parkour Hater
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2006, 04:30:52 AM »
yeah, once i told my friends about it they hated it instantly, they talk about it. like my friend steven........he just runs around doing the most stupid things yelling out parkour parkour.......look everyone im doing parkour.......like he will rest on a fence and run off and said he used the fence to propel himself forward by giving him the energy needed........i just laugh at him!!!
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