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Offline Andy Keller

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Re: Someone stop me from shooting this guy.
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2007, 05:52:32 PM »
Umm i am not going to stop you from shooting him because i think it might just be the right thing to do. Who would spend all that time writing that just to trash parkour?

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Re: Someone stop me from shooting this guy.
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2007, 06:40:01 PM »
To be honest, I don't see why you would feel so enraged as to want to "shoot this guy."  In fact, that statement alone might put you under his "I won't trust you with my Sentra" category  ::) . Anyway, he's obviously not so misinformed as many other writers are on the subject. He just brings it all down to something like a college-dorm level of articulation.
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Re: Someone stop me from shooting this guy.
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2007, 06:43:39 PM »
PS: I'm not really serious about shooting him. It just seems like he wrote it to piss us off.
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Re: Someone stop me from shooting this guy.
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2007, 06:53:21 PM »
http://www.catsandbeer.com/sports/drugs-are-my-anti-parkour

This guy loves parkour, he is just afraid to try it, so he's mad at you for having the nerve to actually go out and learn it.
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Re: Someone stop me from shooting this guy.
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2007, 05:29:35 AM »
I actually thought that was pretty funny.  Sure he has a lot of misconceptions about it but he was just writing a comedy piece.

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Re: Someone stop me from shooting this guy.
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2007, 06:07:03 AM »
I actually thought that was pretty funny.  Sure he has a lot of misconceptions about it but he was just writing a comedy piece.

haha, ya. I was laughing pretty hard at it. Especially the "How do I know if parkour is for me?" part.

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Re: Someone stop me from shooting this guy.
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2007, 06:14:21 AM »
I thought the comment about the black tar heroin was pretty funny, because the night before I had just watched this documentary titled "Black Tar Heroin", which was really excellent. I highly recommend all of you to watch this film. It was   so well executed. It will make you appreciate the discipline or parkour even more. Here is the link to it:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7466953117096606123
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Re: Someone stop me from shooting this guy.
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2007, 03:09:43 PM »
All I need to say is the dude writing probably looks like this...

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Re: Someone stop me from shooting this guy.
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2007, 07:20:07 PM »
Is that a man, or is it a woman with jam on her chin?
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Re: Someone stop me from shooting this guy.
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2007, 07:54:32 PM »
I thought that article was hilarious. My personal favorite part is the hardcore dog. Swinging.

And Muhammad... which chin are we talking about? I see a couple that look like they might have jam on them...

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Re: Someone stop me from shooting this guy.
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2007, 08:25:34 PM »
I thought it was funny.  He compared our stuff with breaking seven blocks of ice with our dicks as being hardcore.  :-Sarcasm (just for the heck of it)

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Re: Someone stop me from shooting this guy.
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2007, 08:51:59 PM »
Just for the record, guys dont go out and try to break anything with your dick, it can be painful. or so I hear.  ::)
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Re: Someone stop me from shooting this guy.
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2007, 12:51:40 PM »
didnt really sound like bashing to me... he said it was badass and hardcore, and that hes just too much of puss to try it.. Id almost take that as a compliment

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Re: Someone stop me from shooting this guy.
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2007, 08:44:16 AM »
I thought it was pretty hilarious myself, the hardcore dog in the baby swing was probably my favorite part.  I'd take it at face value, he thinks parkour is awesome, he says that.  He just thinks we're crazy for doing it.  It was a good laugh, i'm not too worried about the article

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« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2008, 07:59:15 PM »
this is what happens when dumbassess go jumping off buildings in the name of parkour.

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Re: Someone stop me from shooting this guy.
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2008, 04:26:13 AM »
Thought it was hilarious, haha.

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Re: Someone stop me from shooting this guy.
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2008, 05:36:25 PM »
I agree with him on one point.

I've never heard a decent song in a parkour video.

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Re: Someone stop me from shooting this guy.
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2008, 05:57:49 PM »
Ya the first half was pretty funny, but then when it started to say that we all could be mistaken for criminals and that we get into mischief with Parkour, that just gives it a bad name.

Also did you notice that he didn't know one famous traceurs' name, that was annoying!!!
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Re: Someone stop me from shooting this guy.
« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2008, 11:14:26 AM »
It just kinda sucks that now parkour is starting to get the name of a bunch of mischievous hooligans who go out and just jump off of a bunch of shit...