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Going Crazy
« on: October 18, 2007, 04:11:04 PM »
 So, /rant on
As I've stated a few times in various places, I am just now discovering the structured world of parkour.

However! I am currently doing a research study in Austin. It's three weeks long, and I have to stay
at this medical complex the whole time. In addition to that, I am REQUIRED to eat every bit of
food they see fit to put in front of me due to the dependency of diet in the research study.
The study is for a Hepatitis medication, they are testing it in conjunction with another medication.
So I have to eat a high fat, high calorie meal for breakfast and dinner, in addition to eating lunch
and a snack after dinner.

And the kicker, NO physical exercise of any kind. Because tearing muscles in any way stimulates
your live to produce enzymes that interfere with the study drugs.

So, high calorie fatty foods, no exercise, locked in a hamster cage for 22 days. Can't leave, can't
have visitors. It's really strange.

Now, don't get me wrong, I am doing this by choice. It pays very well, and directly after that I'm
moving up to Ohio. But still, I think I happen to find myself in the WORST three weeks of my
entire life to discover the world of parkour. Because I can't DO any of it. Not even stretching.
*twitch* *twitch*
/rant off

Sorry about the rant, I just needed to get that outta me. Because I'm aching to try some of the
techniques I've seen and read about, but I am unable to! I get out on the 28th though, and I plan
on having a celebratory training session directly afterwards.
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Confucius Say...
Traceur who Vault in front of cars going to get tired.
Traceur who Vault behind cars going to get exhausted.
Traceur who make sloppy Precision Jump to rail, going to Bangkok.
Traceur who is smart never try to Kong a Unicorn.

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Re: Going Crazy
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2007, 04:20:54 PM »
Damn man that kind of umm.. for lack of words... sucks old man balls. I just hope you can get back in shape after all that fat. Is the food good though.

Id eat a damn lot of Ben and Jerry's. That stuff is the shit.
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Re: Going Crazy
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2007, 04:38:32 PM »
Actually I've lost 5 pounds, go figure.

The food is really good though, I haven't eaten this good since I was living at home.

Actually, scratch that, I've never eaten this good. It's nice, but the no exercise is
wearing me down.

I think eating regular meals at regular time intervals has shifted my metabolism
into overdrive. Since I normally only sparsely due to work, college, finances,
and time constrictions. So I dunno, won't be too bad. I'll just have to get my
cardio back up at the end.

Speaking of cardio, is running the most effective way to build up cardio endurance?
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Confucius Say...
Traceur who Vault in front of cars going to get tired.
Traceur who Vault behind cars going to get exhausted.
Traceur who make sloppy Precision Jump to rail, going to Bangkok.
Traceur who is smart never try to Kong a Unicorn.

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Re: Going Crazy
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2007, 06:33:21 PM »
Hahahahahaha your signature is hilarious!
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Re: Going Crazy
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2007, 07:41:48 PM »
Thanks mate!
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Confucius Say...
Traceur who Vault in front of cars going to get tired.
Traceur who Vault behind cars going to get exhausted.
Traceur who make sloppy Precision Jump to rail, going to Bangkok.
Traceur who is smart never try to Kong a Unicorn.

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Re: Going Crazy
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2007, 09:30:15 AM »
You on the 28th:



Lol ... hey man if it pays you can always work off anything you gain right.
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Re: Going Crazy
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2007, 01:55:54 PM »
good luck in ur shoe box brah.  And where in Ohio r u moving?? i'm in in North East, up by Akron
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Re: Going Crazy
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2007, 04:16:28 PM »
Dude, Zuxzux, that's pretty much the grossest thing I've seen all year.

JBF, I'll be moving to Cincinnati.
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Traceur who Vault in front of cars going to get tired.
Traceur who Vault behind cars going to get exhausted.
Traceur who make sloppy Precision Jump to rail, going to Bangkok.
Traceur who is smart never try to Kong a Unicorn.

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Re: Going Crazy
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2007, 08:02:39 PM »
Good thats what I was going for lmao
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Re: Going Crazy
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2007, 09:14:35 PM »
Zux...by any chance is that Santa? Cause it looks like him, only a little bigger than I would have thought.
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Re: Going Crazy
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2007, 05:51:00 PM »
Zuxzux!!! I realy do NOT want to see that!!.... lol but it's so damn funny  ;D
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