AMERIKKKAN GLADIATORZOZOZOZ!!!!!i'm like 15, wtf is an american gladiator?yeah. not exactly parkour, but we should see if we can get one of our guys on the show. THey are currently looking for people to be on the show.
I was a DONG washer at DONG industries when a giant DONG fell on my father crushing his DONG. being a tracure, i easily got over my dad's death by doing a backflip over the coffin. then i was bitten by a radioactive DONG and became DONGman. i practice parkour regualy every day and fight DONGs at night...
but they have to have some kind of sob story like that probaly, because they're trying to bank on the backstories of the
Human Punchingbags Contestants.
when i was 11, some man dressed as a DONG jumped over my head and then did some crazy vault over a DONG. after that day, i had an affinity for DONGs and became a DONGure. i think my DONGkour skills will greatly help me in DONGmerican gladiDONGs
so yeah, i don't think anybody from this site should have any problem getting on, so long as you list a
DONG changing event in your life.
THIS POST BROUGHT TO YOU IN DONG-O-VISION. DUE TO THE WORD DONG BEING FUNNY, I TRIED TO USE IT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. FEEL FREE TO CLICK ON THE WORD DONG TO ACCOMPLISH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
