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The New World Order!!!!!
« on: August 26, 2007, 01:52:50 PM »
I've been reading through the topics on here for quite a while.
And I keep hearin...sorry, reading about people having issues with the police.
So it is true, that we need to be nice and compliant with the officials.
But hey, whynot make a bit more of a fight eh?
Have a rally, or a commercial during the superbowl. Something to really get the attention of thew world, and say HEY FVCKERS! WE'RE NOT HERE TO CAUSE TROUBLE!
I think we really need to strive to let the world know this.
Because hey, I think it's common knowledge that the government is controlling, and they're really good at it, cause everyone.. well Most of the people in this country believe the governments lies.
So here's my prediction for the next 50 years, if these issues are not properly addressed.
Skateboarding will become Illegal. Unless at a authorized specified location.
Parkour will become illegal. Because parents won't want they're little children trying it and get hurt.
As well as the law inforcement agency telling them we're just a bunch of belligerents.

So as said. I believe we should make more of an effort, not only to tell the world we're not here to cause trouble but as well as to say... make a bit of a group in each town, so as to let youngsters try it safely, whilst their parents watch.
And to educate the children and parents.
If we get the people on our side the government won't try to fight as hard in years to come.
The government takes more power unto itself each year, and takes more away than it gives.
Now I'm not trying to turn this over to governmental hate, the rebels do enough of that already.
But what I am trying to say is.
If we just have the occasional argument with officials, and don't really give input to the people or the government. then they will only see us, how the see us right now.
Trespassers, vandilisers, belligerent, and annoying, cause I don't know how to spell nusence. lol

So here's what I'm going to do in Boise, Idaho, USA
I'm going to learn parkour.
I'm going to strive to get as good as I can.
And to understand it as much as possible, this may take up to 10 years. but regardless it is an effort I believe in because I love parkour. I've been doing it around my house for the past 2 weeks, and I can't wait to get outside tomorrow.
When say I've got 10 years of experience under my belt.
I will then start a club/group/ parkour community center.. lol
And educate children and parents on parkour.
That we're not a bunch of miscreants.
I hope that more people will join in.
And I may even get channel 6, 7, 9, and 12 news to check it out.
Hey they're only right down the road. lol

Who believes in my cause and reasoning?
I thrive on enthusiasm, just born that way.
So help me out. Give me your ideas. and take my own.
We can all help each other out, if we WANT to, if we TRY to.


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Re: The New World Order!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2007, 03:44:12 PM »
Well, I am getting tired of security people and police telling me to leave places. And I do agree that more of the American population should know about pk and that we're not doing anything wrong. But a superbowl commercial costs literally millions of dollars.,lol. If parkour gets enough media coverage than eventually many people will know about it. Especially with the internet, the worlds never been as connected as it is now. And I don't think they can ever actually nationally ban something...we do have basic rights and freedom, it's not a totalitarianism yet...

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Now I'm not trying to turn this over to governmental hate, the rebels do enough of that already

What rebels ??!?? lol
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Re: The New World Order!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2007, 04:21:43 PM »
I don't believe in arguing, I don't believe in violence. I do believe in friendly debates, and I do believe in peace. So if we do anything like what you're suggesting, I vote that we take the peaceful path with it. For example, I had the idea when I first started to teach law enforcement officers parkour, to give them a deeper understanding of it and realize how much training, and hard work it takes to become proficient at, not only that, but they will see that when they see us as a nu sense, and run us off of a ripe training ground, we then also see THEM as the nu sense, thereby creating a bigger problem, because the more irritated people get, the more they try to fight that which irritates them. Other than that, I think the media (assuming they interview the right traceurs) will be very helpful on the matter, just about everyone watches the news, but why stop there? We could try for other shows people watch, as a matter of fact, we're already doing this, Frosti is on Survivor, and I think it was Cloud going for ninja warrior. We just need to make sure we don't rush things, after all, the key to parkour is proper progression. So yes, I vote that we educate the public, and law enforcement officers alike, but not violently, or argumentatively.
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Re: The New World Order!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2007, 04:38:08 PM »


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What rebels ??!?? lol

You know those rednecks with the shitty houses, and basements full of guns... lol

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Re: The New World Order!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2007, 06:03:52 PM »
lol.....rednecks.....Well put Overdrive, I agree completely.
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Re: The New World Order!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2007, 03:22:10 PM »
Me and a guy I met on YouTube. Are getting together tomorrow to do some parkour.
This is mainly a huge learning experience for me.
But I have down a few monkeys and kongs around the house.. lol

I plan on getting more involved with my community the more I get acquainted with Parkour. So as to get more awareness about Parkour out in the open.
This will help it's popularity, as well as peoples views on it.

I get off house arrest tonight.
I'm going to run around my condo complex and try some things out.
Find some rails, concrete blocks..etc..

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Re: The New World Order!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2007, 06:04:01 PM »
off house arrest?

I take it this isn't your first social revolution? :)

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Re: The New World Order!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2007, 07:18:20 PM »
lol.
you're right.
but this is the first time I tried it with a sport, instead of overthrowing the government.. lol

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Re: The New World Order!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2007, 05:59:00 AM »
Me and a guy I met on YouTube.
...

That's a new one to me. That sounds even shadier than "someone I met on the internet"... even tho they're kind of the same thing.

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Re: The New World Order!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2007, 07:30:32 AM »
Me and a guy I met on YouTube.
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That's a new one to me. That sounds even shadier than "someone I met on the internet"... even tho they're kind of the same thing.
Not too be rude.
But thats really daft.
YouTube is ON the INTERNET!
so I met this guy ON THE INTERNET!!!!
lol
lol
wow I mean.
sorry.
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Re: The New World Order!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2007, 11:06:15 AM »
Paddy:

That's why I admitted they're both basically the same thing. :P

But, it still sounds shadier to me to say that you're meeting someone you "met on YouTube"... It seems like saying that you bought food from some guy who happened to be in a restaurant.

I'm honestly NOT trying to criticize or anything. Meeting someone via YouTube just is funny sounding and interesting to me. It's probably way old-hat, so if that's the case I'm just sl0w . ;)

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Re: The New World Order!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2007, 01:00:19 PM »
Just don't let him touch you lol jk. Anyways just thinking about what can happen in the future stirs up alot of different debates. anything can happen. we all know the goverment has been trying to control us more and more over the years, and one day they might try to have complete control. i can just imagine a resistince and or revolutionist parkour group trying to overthrow the goverment. or they'd be an elite segment of an even bigger group. you know, like the ninjas were.
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Re: The New World Order!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2007, 04:05:33 PM »
ohfomehxr, lol sorry.

Well, we can only wait and see.
But I will do my part.

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Re: The New World Order!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2007, 10:00:04 AM »
Eh, personally I've always been more partial to New World Water

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Re: The New World Order!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2007, 10:16:47 AM »
New World Water! Aahahahah!

You see, old George Sr. had it all wrong with his talk about the "law of the jungle". He wasn't aware that parkour was going to take over and become the real New World Order ;p

Traceurs have a much better vision!
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Re: The New World Order!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2007, 11:03:49 PM »
That's why i say we all become ninjas! no? come on, it'll be fun.
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Re: The New World Order!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2007, 05:35:07 AM »
As a rebel and a patriot, I think that the comming revolution is a big part of why we should learn parkour.  I believe that it may very well be the one skill that will extend my life when FEMA sends their exterminaters to deal with the last patriots.  What is actualy happening in the US right now is very scary.  Hundreds of newly-built Nazi-styled consentration camps dot the lower 48, and they're not for Osama and his boys.  Juris prudence no longer exists in this country, which means you may be sent to prison without a  trial, lawyer, or an idea of what you are being charged for or when you get out.  If the President declairs another state of emergency, FEMA may take over the govornment and we will then be a marshall state, overnight (and you won't see familly or friends for the rest of your life after that day).  Under these laws (actually Presidential Directives- google that), the constitution will be null and void with no plan to reinstitute it.  Google mount+weather.  Google FEMA+camp.  Or Columbia+faction.  Learn why the white house property was built in the shape of an owl.  Learn how to get over, under or through a razor wire fence.  Then show someone you love how you did it.  Then post it to me, cuz I can't figure it out.  LEARN STUFF!!

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Re: The New World Order!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2007, 07:28:22 AM »
I reallllllllly hope your not serious.
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Re: The New World Order!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2007, 03:37:18 PM »

I reallllllllly hope your not serious.
. . . Right, ok, I can take that.  Don't blame you- it all sounds completely koo-koo banannas, and I totally came in guns blazin' there.  I am not known for my awsome tact.  I am on the side of the conspiracy theorists though, just so we're clear upfront (duh).  I began looking into this stuff to gather information to debunk those theories, because I thought they were disgusting and I had too many "delusional" friends who needed to be set straight.  Well, it is disgusting for sure, but according to what I've seen the conspiracy to create a global, marshall govornment is not fiction.  Sorry bud, but sometimes it sucks to know the truth.  Do your own research and get back to me.  PM me if you want some hot leads.