Asphalt, was that a question, statement, proclemation, rebuttle.... what? I don't get it.
happy, I'm glad you never land wrong, it looks like your spinal cord has somehow broken though your back and is sticking out, while the rest of your body, paralized, hangs limp. Or maybe your suddenly grew a giraffe neck, and your torso dissolved, leaving your shoulders and extra-long next falling to the ground, while your waist down just stands there, confused.
But I'll send DaVinci a letter, he'll either go into hiding or send an assassin to kill you. Trust me, I'm an artist.
However artistic, however, your drawings, to me, say something completely obvious, I knew that in the first place. BUT you get points for them being awesome.