Okay, so today we had Will J, Andy, my friend Aaron, and myself show up at ASG, and it turned out that they had only an exclusive open gym session, for all the kids who signed up and pre-payed for gymnastics classes there. So we tried to reason with the lady running it, making up a story of how we had driven from far off places in the snow to come to open gym, and we had no clue there was an "exclusive open gym" not for us. But it was true that we only knew about this exclusive session till an hour before the normal open gym time, at 5. But the gayest part of this was after 45 minutes of painful waiting, that bitch Sally, wouldn't let us come in after only one kid had showed up!! I was like WTF Sally!!! So with all things aside there was a total of 6 little kids with an extra 2,500 square feet of unused space, gayness!!! And as if that wasn't enough, she kicks us out into the 13 degree snowy weather, to wait for our rides!!! What agony!!!

Bitch!!
But aside from all that, something more important to notify everyone about: ASG will be closed for open gym from now until January 5th, but miss Sally Bitch said we might possibly be able to get let in next Saturday for open gym, so call ahead next week to check at, 303-693-1007, thank you have a great day!!

(And yes, we shall be filming)