Now, most of you probably don't know where Monroe county is, so lemme give you some directions.
Start off in the north of Illinois. Now head south. Keep going south. A bit more.. keep going. Can you see any skyscrapers? Yes? Keep going south. The demographic is less than 98% white? You have a long way to go. Still signs of civilization? Keep going. Have you passed miles upon miles of corn fields? Okay, you're getting close. And right when you think you're utterly and hopelessly lost, you're there.
Okay, so I exagerate. But I kinda live in the middle of nowhere.
I'd really like if I could find someone to help teach me techniques and stuff. Videos and stuff are good, but nothing is better than the real thing.
St. Louis is the closest city, but I'm not good at navigating cities (grew up in Monroe County, after all)
