Author Topic: Wooh I had a douche following me (Read 1297 times)

Daniel · « **on:** December 28, 2011, 09:32:20 AM »

So I was training a bit today and after about 2 minutes some guy started to follow me I started working on safety vaults he decided to copy me he did just fine... Then I decided to do a thief vault guy tries that falls on his ass and I kept going with a grin on my face he walked up behind me grabbed the back of my shirt spun me around punched me in the face and ran off should of tornado kicked him in the face but oh well

Alex 'Mercury' Garner · « **Reply #1 on:** December 28, 2011, 09:38:00 AM »

What an odd encounter

I try slides at the skatepark sometimes, and little kids try to slide with me as well. Some even roll at the bottom like I do! But no, I've never had a douche copy me in an encounter like that before.

As for the tornado kick, yes, you should have. As long as no cops were watching.

Spencer Young · « **Reply #2 on:** December 28, 2011, 10:44:10 AM »

Grammar Nazi issue: USE PUNCTUATION.

I'll would have chased his tail.

Nick Fernandez · « **Reply #3 on:** December 28, 2011, 11:19:41 AM »

LOL.

Yeah, that's about it.

Memitchi · « **Reply #4 on:** December 28, 2011, 12:57:48 PM »

What an asshole. You shoulda kicked his ass.

Alex 'Mercury' Garner · « **Reply #5 on:** December 28, 2011, 01:03:05 PM »

Quote from: NinjaSpence on December 28, 2011, 10:44:10 AM

I'll would have chased his tail.

TR · « **Reply #6 on:** December 28, 2011, 09:21:15 PM »

Quote from: NinjaSpence on December 28, 2011, 10:44:10 AM

Grammar Nazi issue: USE PUNCTUATION.

I'll would have chased his tail.

*Harping about grammar, proceeds to type "I'll would have.."*

:|

Nick Fernandez · « **Reply #7 on:** December 28, 2011, 10:07:10 PM »

Ah yes, that's the trick!

Daniel, unleash your grammer skillz upon your "douche" opponents, and watch as their skin burns from their Grammar Nazi ancestry!

Damayonnaise · « **Reply #8 on:** December 28, 2011, 11:00:05 PM »

You let another man unjustly hit you square in the face? Dude.....I honestly would've personally delivered him to the hospital after giving him a very thorough ass beating.

Ian Want · « **Reply #9 on:** December 28, 2011, 11:26:31 PM »

Honestly, so much about this thread is obnoxious. I know I didn't have to respond... Just took it upon myself to do it anyways. =P

jaycee · « **Reply #10 on:** December 29, 2011, 12:37:20 PM »

Quote from: NinjaSpence on December 28, 2011, 10:44:10 AM

I'll would have chased his tail.

Where I come from, "chasing tail" means something totally different...

Daniel · « **Reply #11 on:** December 29, 2011, 12:40:30 PM »

Quote from: jaycee on December 29, 2011, 12:37:20 PM

Where I come from, "chasing tail" means something totally different...

Yeah

NMPK · « **Reply #12 on:** December 29, 2011, 03:25:24 PM »

Quote from: Daniel Alcatraz on December 28, 2011, 09:32:20 AM

should of tornado kicked him in the face

Why is this in every made up "fight" story that gets posted on these boards? Do people actually think this is viable?

Also Daniel, you're not gonna get cool points on this board for a story like this, even if it wasn't so obviously fake. I know the anonymity of the internet can be tempting, but come on.

Nick Fernandez · « **Reply #13 on:** December 29, 2011, 03:32:27 PM »

What made up "fight stories" are you talking about NMPK? You mean the ones where people say they've used parkour to save themselves from getting killed?

I don't know how you would know whether anybody was making up a story or not, unless you have the ability to read minds.

Daniel · « **Reply #14 on:** December 29, 2011, 03:36:36 PM »

Quote from: Nick Fernandez on December 29, 2011, 03:32:27 PM

What made up "fight stories" are you talking about NMPK? You mean the ones where people say they've used parkour to save themselves from getting killed?

I don't know how you would know whether anybody was making up a story or not, unless you have the ability to read minds.

I smell somebody trolling me...

NMPK I literally live in a town of drunks, dickheads, and douche bags living in a back town country is terrible

steve dahlin · « **Reply #15 on:** December 29, 2011, 03:41:50 PM »

You need to be training with a friend, i never train without my friends, I have 10x more energy when i'm training with friends my level, Friendly competition is helpful. It makes you improve way faster than solo training.

Ryan A. Vetter · « **Reply #16 on:** December 29, 2011, 06:13:01 PM »

There's a lesson you're all missing... Violence is the fastest diplomatic solution that determines a surviving body, quite the opposite of what our fairly misunderstood community would want. The fact you were being a physical smart-ass through the under-valued slap-stick, is just as bad for you as it was hilarious for you. Chances are you just need to ignore this fact and not intentionally attempt to f#ck with him.

As bad as it sounds, "Feigning ignorance is a blessing for the partial party."

TR · « **Reply #17 on:** December 29, 2011, 09:18:49 PM »

Quote from: NMPK on December 29, 2011, 03:25:24 PM

Why is this in every made up "fight" story that gets posted on these boards? Do people actually think this is viable?

Also Daniel, you're not gonna get cool points on this board for a story like this, even if it wasn't so obviously fake. I know the anonymity of the internet can be tempting, but come on.

LOL

Ryan Sannar · « **Reply #18 on:** December 30, 2011, 08:20:52 AM »

Why didn't you offer to teach him? Or ask why he hit you?

Jesus · « **Reply #19 on:** December 30, 2011, 09:00:16 AM »

Quote from: Ryan Sannar on December 30, 2011, 08:20:52 AM

Why didn't you offer to teach him? Or ask why he hit you?

Good point. You could have told him what Parkour is.

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