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Offline Fecteau

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Re: Funny comments of the days
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2012, 09:40:32 AM »
Quote from: Ryan Anthony Vetter on January 10, 2012, 09:39:41 PM
"This ain't a f#cking dream kid, so wake the f#ck up!" As my boss said today to the new guy...

I proceeded to reply with a smart-ass comment and said, "Double check your verbs and nouns, see if they match."

"I KNOW WHAT I SAID YOU SHIT."

"Why didn't you say it right?"

"I'm having Dan fire you! You don't disrespect your superior!"

"Well in that case enjoy losing your first job as management, just because you have a degree from MIT doesn't mean shit, I can bark orders and scratch my nuts. Besides, Dan says he hates you."

"WHAT? When did he say that?"

"Just about everyday, in fact he just got done telling me about how nice of a guy I am, and he's going to talk to the board and see if he can't get me to replace you."

"Where is he now?!"

"Porking your mom... but seriously I think he's on his way up to floor four."

Three hours later...

"You lied!"

"Yeah, but you did what I said."

"SO?!"

"I'm definitely more managerial material than you..."

"Damnit I'm going to get you written up for that!"

Dan - "No need, this is reality, get your shit and get out."

Nothing makes me happier than when a pompous shit-head gets fired.

Win.
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Quote from: KAHeuer on May 06, 2011, 10:42:56 PM
Fecteau, you are the first person I will turn to when I break up with Micah, haha
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Quote from: Micah. on June 14, 2011, 02:25:25 PM
Fect, you get a gold star for the day.

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Re: Funny comments of the days
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2012, 02:56:19 PM »
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Re: Funny comments of the days
« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2012, 07:32:17 PM »
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Re: Funny comments of the days
« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2012, 01:24:53 PM »
DISCLAIMER

Buildering, i.e. climbing buildings, is stupid dangerous. Buildering always results in serious injury and horrible death. Buildering is illegal. You will be caught, charged with trespassing, and spend years in jail. All media contained within this guidebook is fictional. It is a fictional account of fictional characters doing fictional things. All photos have been doctored to give the appearance of buildering. They are not real. This guidebook is not intended to promote or legitimize the illicit activities of criminals. Buildering.net promotes climbing in gyms, walking on sidewalks, and good dental hygiene.
i got that off of buildering.net
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Re: Funny comments of the days
« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2012, 01:35:11 PM »
^ +1 for that.  :D  Stupid and horrible. Here is alot of information on the matter and proof that it's awesome, but dont do it!
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