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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5520 on: February 02, 2012, 09:57:12 PM »
...When you can do more things with a pole than any stripper ever could.

I lol'ed
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30 For by you I can run against a troop; By my God I can leap over a wall.
33 God is my strength and power, And He makes my way perfect.
34 ...he sets me on my high places.
37 you enlarged my path under me; so my feet did not slip.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5521 on: February 05, 2012, 01:07:53 PM »
...when you realize that you've incorporated hoodies into everyday wear, even though you only have two.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5522 on: February 05, 2012, 02:03:33 PM »
When you can do more things with a pole than any stripper ever could.

I laughed so hard.!
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5523 on: February 06, 2012, 04:09:31 PM »
When you refer to inanimate objects as "sexy" and stare at it, thinking of things to do on it, while the people around you are tottally unaware.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5524 on: February 12, 2012, 08:00:45 PM »
your friends refer to you as the dog on "UP"...due to the "traceur ADD"

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5525 on: February 18, 2012, 03:48:55 PM »
When people you don't know just so happen to know who you are because you do handstands through the isles of Wal*Mart.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5526 on: February 19, 2012, 09:48:50 PM »
After training all you really wanna do is go back and train more...

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5527 on: February 20, 2012, 02:44:50 AM »
After training all you really wanna do is go back and train more...

that is so truee! I train everyday and after I'm still sore I still want to train.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5528 on: February 20, 2012, 12:59:44 PM »
Hahaha thirded. A lot of the time I'll go focus on practicing one move or flip, and if I haven't landed it at the end of the day I feel somewhat depressed, but then soon after I figure out what I did wrong and want to go back and do it again.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5529 on: February 24, 2012, 07:45:51 PM »
....when everyone says "I used to be able to do a cartwheel when I was a kid, and now I can't", you say "I used to not be able to do a cartwheel when I was a kid, but now I can"

Woot, my first double post! I'm so ashamed.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5530 on: February 26, 2012, 06:53:17 PM »
When it is faster to go through the window of your house than take out a key and unlock the door.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5531 on: March 04, 2012, 03:53:24 PM »
When it is faster to go through the window of your house than take out a key and unlock the door.
I almost did that coming home today, but going over my balcony instead, and then I remembered I locked the door...
After surprising a coworker he said something about me "sneaking around," this was my response to him: "I'm not being sneaky, i'm just standing here eating my sandwich, when I am sneaking you'll know it.
Wait..."

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5532 on: March 09, 2012, 02:35:17 PM »
... your girlfriend genuinly fears for your life when you tell her "I'm gonna go for a run babe!" lol
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5533 on: March 09, 2012, 02:50:24 PM »
your girlfriend genuinly fears for your life when you tell her "I'm gonna go for a run babe!" lol
+1 I can't leave the house with-out hearing, "Please be careful!"

When you cause a car accident because somebody saw you doing something outrageous.

When you go out of your way to do something more difficult than walk.

So long as I have parkour I'm okay.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5534 on: March 10, 2012, 02:24:46 PM »
When you've been written up at school for doing wallruns and rolling off the bleachers in the gymnasium (they're high ones).

When you've "cheated" during PE Games by doing wallruns and getting into high places to dodge/throw balls. They've actually made rules after me  ;D
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5535 on: March 10, 2012, 02:33:55 PM »
When you've "cheated" during PE Games by doing wallruns and getting into high places to dodge/throw balls. They've actually made rules after me  ;D
Same XD
its a good feeling
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30 For by you I can run against a troop; By my God I can leap over a wall.
33 God is my strength and power, And He makes my way perfect.
34 ...he sets me on my high places.
37 you enlarged my path under me; so my feet did not slip.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5536 on: March 10, 2012, 03:53:39 PM »
When you've "cheated" during PE Games by doing wallruns and getting into high places to dodge/throw balls.
I like that, and I did it once in a while.
But as I did not like PE in high school...

...you use wall-climbs to get away from PE class by hiding on the roof of the school
After surprising a coworker he said something about me "sneaking around," this was my response to him: "I'm not being sneaky, i'm just standing here eating my sandwich, when I am sneaking you'll know it.
Wait..."

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5537 on: March 11, 2012, 09:50:19 AM »
When you ask for sweats and gloves for Christmas.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5538 on: March 11, 2012, 11:16:08 AM »
When on your first date in the movies with your new girlfriend, you wallrun climb up, and pop over straight to the seat because you didn't wanna walk all the way around the wall and up the stairs coming back from the front desk.

She freaked.

Also, when you forget a wall run with sharp rocks tore your finger up the day before, and you out of pure instinct do a wall run climb up by accident and forget entirely that you have missing skin until you feel the wall on your fingers insides. =3
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5539 on: March 11, 2012, 06:45:32 PM »
When you ask for sweats and gloves for Christmas.
GLOVES!?!?!?
(j/k :P)

...you crane onto ledges and owl on them while talking to people without realizing you are doing it.
(or you do it to get away from people you do not want to talk to)
After surprising a coworker he said something about me "sneaking around," this was my response to him: "I'm not being sneaky, i'm just standing here eating my sandwich, when I am sneaking you'll know it.
Wait..."

[smirks slowly] Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?...-Joker