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You know you're a traceur when...

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buysplendidpie:
You know your a traceur when...

a picknic table will keep you preoccupied for hours on end

youve climbed up multiple streelights and caused people to stare out their car windows at you while they sit in traffic unaware of their bodies full potential

you have been on the roof of your school, a grocery store, and the local taco bell

you have have a ten year head start on all the other kids on the playground

you have come in to contact with non-dry paint and you are not a burgler or maybe you are

you have vaulted your kitchen counter and in doing so knocked over an entire turkey dinner

you know how to get on the roof of every bank in your town

you have amazing flow and its not just your hair

you wear or have worn a ninja mask to school

Altimot:
when all your joints in your ankles crack when you walk up the stairs.  :)

Nicolas Finn:
Oh man.. I get that so much.. except now I jump up every flight of stairs that I go to

hardcoretraceur:
...you have a hard time walking around things.

...instead of hiding a key you just leave the attic window unlocked.

...you can jump higher than the track team.

Kurokaze:
... the cops yell "stop jumpin' off sh*t, i ain't gonna be liable for yo' dumb ***"

... your classmates refer to you as the "ninja guy" or relate you to a monkey

...by the time you get to your job or class you're panting and possibly sweating(this excludes running because you're late lol)

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