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The Worst Shoes Possible
« on: May 30, 2011, 07:53:11 PM »
I don't know if this belongs in "Socialize" or not. I thought it might be kind of funny if we posted pictures or links of the worst possible shoes to do PK in.

Screw it. It's late. Let's do this.

Try to picture yourself using these bad boys:


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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2011, 08:05:33 PM »


I'd imagine these would be hard just to walk in.

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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2011, 10:54:25 PM »



I mean, I'm all good with minimizing support, but I think this got the wrong idea...
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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2011, 03:54:26 AM »
I decided to get some that aren't just high heels
Klaatu brought me these last Christmas.

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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2011, 06:22:31 AM »




I couldn't decide so I went with all three
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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2011, 07:09:14 AM »
Where do you find this stuff?!

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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2011, 08:51:33 AM »
I'm actually a ridiculously uncomfortable, foot-raping shoe connoisseur. 



Seriously though, I got them through the magic of google.

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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2011, 08:52:41 AM »


More of a leg than a shoe, but I really would not mind having one of these

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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2011, 03:24:49 PM »
Could be used as propulsion, Jojo.  [WTF]

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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2011, 04:35:28 AM »
Could be used as propulsion, Jojo.  [WTF]
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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2011, 06:52:48 AM »

How to trick people into thinking you're a minimalist runner. For the women, this'll keep the creeps away.


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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2011, 01:38:44 PM »
Oh dang, that last one. D:

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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2011, 02:03:33 PM »
There is an entire website dedicated to just this.










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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2011, 05:32:16 PM »
Bahaha!
I totally want to see someone doing parkour in those tarantula shoes! That would be AWESOME :D

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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2011, 05:40:17 PM »
The tarantula shoes are LEGIT.  ;D

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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2011, 07:37:22 AM »
Aren't we all running?

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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2011, 10:14:04 AM »




How about the Terra Plana Dopies?
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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2011, 12:05:34 PM »
"Hi! I'm Mark Toorock from American Parkour. Today, we're going to be showing you parkour."

I will crush my mental blocks into a fine powder, and then I will construct a fabulous Zen garden.

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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2011, 08:18:51 PM »
I don't even understand how ^those^ are supposed to be worn.

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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
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