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Adam C
Hirundo Rustica
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I jump over stuff.
The Worst Shoes Possible
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May 30, 2011, 07:53:11 PM »
I don't know if this belongs in "Socialize" or not. I thought it might be kind of funny if we posted pictures or links of the worst possible shoes to do PK in.
Screw it. It's late. Let's do this.
Try to picture yourself using these bad boys:
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Last Edit: May 30, 2011, 07:54:54 PM by Adam "Echo" C
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Little King
Guenons
Posts: 58
Karma: +0/-0
Call me Ryan
Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
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Reply #1 on:
May 30, 2011, 08:05:33 PM »
I'd imagine these would be hard just to walk in.
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Alec Furtado
kicks butt.
Hirundo Rustica
Posts: 1990
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Balance.
Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
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May 30, 2011, 10:54:25 PM »
I mean, I'm all good with minimizing support, but I think this got the wrong idea...
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Adam C
Hirundo Rustica
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I jump over stuff.
Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
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Reply #3 on:
May 31, 2011, 03:54:26 AM »
I decided to get some that aren't just high
heels
Klaatu brought me these last Christmas.
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"Hi! I'm Mark Toorock from American Parkour. Today, we're going to be showing you parkour."
I will crush my mental blocks into a fine powder, and then I will construct a fabulous Zen garden.
DillDough
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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
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Reply #4 on:
May 31, 2011, 06:22:31 AM »
I couldn't decide so I went with all three
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Adam C
Hirundo Rustica
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I jump over stuff.
Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
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Reply #5 on:
May 31, 2011, 07:09:14 AM »
Where do you find this stuff?!
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I will crush my mental blocks into a fine powder, and then I will construct a fabulous Zen garden.
DillDough
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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
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Reply #6 on:
May 31, 2011, 08:51:33 AM »
I'm actually a ridiculously uncomfortable, foot-raping shoe connoisseur.
Seriously though, I got them through the magic of google.
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JoJo S.
Oryctolagus Cuniculus
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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
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Reply #7 on:
May 31, 2011, 08:52:41 AM »
More of a leg than a shoe, but I really would not mind having one of these
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Adam C
Hirundo Rustica
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I jump over stuff.
Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
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Reply #8 on:
May 31, 2011, 03:24:49 PM »
Could be used as propulsion, Jojo.
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JoJo S.
Oryctolagus Cuniculus
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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
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June 01, 2011, 04:35:28 AM »
Quote from: Adam "Echo" C on May 31, 2011, 03:24:49 PM
Could be used as propulsion, Jojo.
If the blast doesn't blow off you're other leg first
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John George 'JG'
Mangabey
Posts: 368
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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
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Reply #10 on:
June 01, 2011, 06:52:48 AM »
How to trick people into thinking you're a minimalist runner. For the women, this'll keep the creeps away.
Land on the balls of your feet. OR ELSE!!
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Adam C
Hirundo Rustica
Posts: 559
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I jump over stuff.
Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
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Reply #11 on:
June 01, 2011, 01:38:44 PM »
Oh dang, that last one. D:
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mickeynotmouse
Patas
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"Practice makes perfect"
Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
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Reply #12 on:
June 01, 2011, 02:03:33 PM »
There is an entire website dedicated to just this.
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Roan
Oryctolagus Cuniculus
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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
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Reply #13 on:
June 01, 2011, 05:32:16 PM »
Bahaha!
I totally want to see someone doing parkour in those tarantula shoes! That would be AWESOME
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Adam C
Hirundo Rustica
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I jump over stuff.
Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
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Reply #14 on:
June 01, 2011, 05:40:17 PM »
The tarantula shoes are LEGIT.
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Kyle Rudolph
Killed Karma.
Hirundo Rustica
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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
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June 03, 2011, 07:37:22 AM »
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Kyle "Kyper" Rudolph
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Little King
Guenons
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Call me Ryan
Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
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Reply #16 on:
June 03, 2011, 10:14:04 AM »
How about the Terra Plana Dopies?
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Last Edit: June 03, 2011, 10:15:45 AM by Little King
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Adam C
Hirundo Rustica
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I jump over stuff.
Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
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Reply #17 on:
June 03, 2011, 12:05:34 PM »
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"Hi! I'm Mark Toorock from American Parkour. Today, we're going to be showing you parkour."
I will crush my mental blocks into a fine powder, and then I will construct a fabulous Zen garden.
Little King
Guenons
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Karma: +0/-0
Call me Ryan
Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
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Reply #18 on:
June 04, 2011, 08:18:51 PM »
I don't even understand how ^those^ are supposed to be worn.
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Adam McC
Delicious
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Re: The Worst Shoes Possible
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June 04, 2011, 08:25:48 PM »
Quote from: Adam "Echo" C on June 03, 2011, 12:05:34 PM
That's genius.
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