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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #320 on: February 03, 2012, 08:41:00 AM »
I'm surprised at you Vetter. You didn't even notice the small leg in the first picture. Near the flower pots.  For shame, my friend, for shame.. That's why your idea for the rips in my hoodie are being removed.  You have no eye for detail. :(
Nope, I don't, because details get in the way of what I really care about, sleep.

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #321 on: February 03, 2012, 08:54:06 AM »
When you realize this, you should of not posted. As you can see, this is not "Ask Jason C. Astor the poster!" thread.

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True, I just saw an opening and I had to stick it in. My opinion that is.

My apologies Oh your great Trolliness!
(im not really sorry, just so we're clear ;D )
David Belle once robbed a bank and left all the money on the Roof. He just wanted to prove that he could overcome any "Vault"..

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #322 on: February 03, 2012, 11:24:14 AM »
Micah,

   How does it feel...








TO SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES?!...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over."
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Now this is happening!
http://www.americanparkour.com/smf/index.php/topic,14576.180.html

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #323 on: February 03, 2012, 04:34:30 PM »
yeah, I've been lurking about.

Miss me smexy hamster?
Of course.
What do you think of these pictures.
What are the similarities.
What are the differences.
What's wrong wit them.
What's right with them,
I like.
They all have something white in the background.
They all do not not have something white in the background.
Nothing.
Children.
Micah,

   How does it feel...








TO SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES?!...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fantastic

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #324 on: February 05, 2012, 09:30:03 PM »
If I stalk a troll will he kill me?

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #325 on: February 06, 2012, 04:12:49 PM »
If I stalk a troll will he kill me?
No, trolls live under bridges, therefore they are unstalkable.

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #326 on: February 06, 2012, 05:23:28 PM »
If I stalk a troll will he kill me?
Nope, too much effort.

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #327 on: February 07, 2012, 04:20:10 AM »
why do birds suddenly appear?













<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87XQKCXfFjQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87XQKCXfFjQ</a>
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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #328 on: February 07, 2012, 09:13:35 AM »
why do birds suddenly appear?
This is due to the fact that Abba hates The Carpenters.

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #329 on: February 12, 2012, 07:59:19 PM »
hey Micah, think you can troll me? :))))))

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #330 on: February 13, 2012, 02:07:40 PM »
hey Micah, think you can troll me? :))))))
There's no need to think, we know we can troll cheese.

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #331 on: February 14, 2012, 09:08:41 AM »
What are you doing on VDay today. Gonna go ruin some roses and scream at couples?
David Belle once robbed a bank and left all the money on the Roof. He just wanted to prove that he could overcome any "Vault"..

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #332 on: February 14, 2012, 09:54:26 AM »
What are you doing on VDay today. Gonna go ruin some roses and scream at couples?
I bought my wife an Otep CD and a dozen roses, the real question is what are you going to do for Saint Valentine's Day? Man up, tell me baby.

BTW, V-day is Veteran's Day, just because a randomly assorted dumb-ass calls it V-day doesn't mean you should. It isn't Valentine's Day, it's Saint valentine's Day, which is actually a catholic holdiay corporately whored by the greeting card industry; to be politicly correct they say valentine's Day to spare the feelings of non-Catholics. Don't get me wrong, I'm not Catholic, I just like the facts.

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« Reply #333 on: February 14, 2012, 10:10:01 AM »
 I call it VD day because people have sex on this day. In doing so they spread there vanerial disease's.

 I'm single this year; So, me and all my female and male single friends are going to the Bar then seeing a violent movie then going to Dave & Busters and getting purdy lit. After that I'll probably enjoy some late night "Why not" sex with a friend or/and a random stranger.

 There were actually 2 Valentines. Valentinus who married young soldiers under the rule of Claudius the 2nd I think, who thought unmarried men were better soldiers. One was a Christian prisoner in Rome thought to have fell in love with his jailers daughter. He is thought to have received the first VDay card. "To my Valentine" .

Catholicism honors a very loose variation of both these men and others. As well, Ancient Romans thought February 14th was the day Doves Mated which is why it is set on this day.
If I wasn't at work I would Cite My references

The more you know
David Belle once robbed a bank and left all the money on the Roof. He just wanted to prove that he could overcome any "Vault"..

"Those who lack the Courage will always find a Philosophy to justify it" -Camus

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #334 on: February 17, 2012, 05:57:50 PM »
hey Micah, think you can troll me? :))))))
Nope.
What are you doing on VDay today. Gonna go ruin some roses and scream at couples?
I ended up waking up that day with some type of strep throat with an infection, however spent the day at the lady's (she made me a meal, was good).
I call it VD day because people have sex on this day. In doing so they spread there vanerial disease's.

 I'm single this year; So, me and all my female and male single friends are going to the Bar then seeing a violent movie then going to Dave & Busters and getting purdy lit. After that I'll probably enjoy some late night "Why not" sex with a friend or/and a random stranger.

 There were actually 2 Valentines. Valentinus who married young soldiers under the rule of Claudius the 2nd I think, who thought unmarried men were better soldiers. One was a Christian prisoner in Rome thought to have fell in love with his jailers daughter. He is thought to have received the first VDay card. "To my Valentine" .

Catholicism honors a very loose variation of both these men and others. As well, Ancient Romans thought February 14th was the day Doves Mated which is why it is set on this day.
If I wasn't at work I would Cite My references

The more you know
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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #335 on: February 17, 2012, 07:36:49 PM »
I ended up waking up that day with some type of strep throat with an infection, however spent the day at the lady's (she made me a meal, was good).
That's from kissing all those boys and girls, most call it Mono.

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #336 on: February 18, 2012, 06:55:53 AM »
That's from kissing all those boys and girls, most call it Mono.

I thought he was just "paying" for crack again. Meh, neither surprises me.
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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #337 on: February 18, 2012, 03:40:23 PM »
Micah, how do you do a barrel roll?
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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #338 on: February 18, 2012, 06:28:08 PM »
Micah, how do you do a barrel roll?
In a car...

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #339 on: February 19, 2012, 08:03:39 PM »
That's from kissing all those boys and girls, most call it Mono.
I know about mono, I gave it to one of my ex-girlfriends before the first time we kissed.
Micah, how do you do a barrel roll?
Roll, like a barrel.