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Ask Micah the Troll!
« on: May 18, 2011, 05:12:08 AM »
Have a question you would like to ask me? Well ask it here! You can ask me ANY question you want!

Since it seems Andy is way too busy being his awesomenessly nonawesome self; I thought my thread should take his thread.


Go.

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2011, 05:33:47 AM »
Greatest thread EVER!

Micah, what did you eat for breakfast?
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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2011, 06:29:00 AM »
<3

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2011, 06:31:52 AM »
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When are you coming to see me?
how did you change your number of posts
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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2011, 09:57:39 AM »
What do you really think of me?
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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2011, 10:34:47 AM »
Why did you destroy your hair?
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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2011, 03:25:05 PM »
Joe,

I have the same breakfast everyday, since I don't buy my food, it's not the healthiest I would like it. Anywho! Three cups(measurement cups) of whole milk, and two slices of toast.


Ashley,

Whenever you move closer, and I get hired and get my license and car.


Superdude,

Didn't, Andy did.


Steve,

Don't know you well enough to really 'think' anything of you.


Eli,

It was over fifteen inches long, and with the summer coming up it would've been an annoyance to no end. I usually get it cut every year around the same time, however, last year I wasn't able to due to the relationship I had with the person then is/was no more.

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2011, 04:46:50 PM »
How far are you from Youngstown, OH... Hypothetically, if I wanted to see you.

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2011, 04:59:25 PM »
Ryan,

18.6 miles.
26 minutes.

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2011, 05:05:06 PM »
U mad?
Shut up and Train
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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2011, 05:07:07 PM »
Mumu,

Mad that you're not bent over right now.

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2011, 06:45:59 PM »
Why do measured quantum particles not satisfy mathematical probability theory?
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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2011, 06:54:16 PM »
Aren't we all running?

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2011, 08:38:52 PM »
Why do hot dogs come in a 10 pack while buns come in an 8 pack?

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2011, 08:56:07 PM »
If you were to create the perfect mate (for you, and not Mumu) what would she/he be like?
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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2011, 04:25:41 AM »
Ryan,

18.6 miles.
26 minutes.

... That only puts you two hours away... I must start planning for a trip.

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2011, 05:31:54 AM »
Kyle,

My answer would be a solid two.

Mickeynotmouse,

Because having more meat per bun is better.

Joe,

Very hard to describe a perfect mate for me, however, if you've seen the movie Easy A; Olive's(the main character) personality is something I would go after. Her looks aren't terrible either.

Ryan,

Do it.

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2011, 07:35:13 AM »
How did your journey to become a troll begin? Was it a gradual thing or did you just start trollin' as soon as you were born?

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2011, 08:17:08 AM »
have you gotten macacos down yet?