Topic: jokes

[superdude88]

A bear and and a rabbit caught a golden fish.
The golden fish said:"Each of you can make 3 wishes"
The bear went first:I want every tree in this forest to become female bears.
Golden fish:"Done"
So the bunny said: I want a helmet
Golden fish:"Done"
Bear's turn: I want that all the trees in the country to become female bears.
Golden fish:"Done"
Bunny's 2nd wish: I want a motorbike
Bear's 3rd wish:I want that all the female bears to love ME!
Golden fish:"Done"
Bunny's 3rd wish:I want bear to become gay.
Golden fish:"Done"
Bunny starts the motorbike and drives away


I am not a native english speaker so bear( )   with my english

EXCELLENT!

[superdude88]

blond jokes everybody BLONDE JOKES

a redhead a Bernete and a blond are running from the cops they decide to hide at a farmers house
the Bernete hides behind the pig
the redhead hides behind the horse
and the blond hides behind the potatoes
the cops come to the pig and it says oink
then the horse say hee haw
then they come to the potatoes and it says pa-tate-oes

[David]

Jesus, Superman and Chuck Norris head to the lake.
Jesus being Jesus starts walking on the water.
Superman tries but he fails.
Chuck Norris tries and of course he suceeds.

Later on Jesus asks Chuck Norris:"Should we tell him where the rocks are??"
Chuck Norris:"What rocks?!!"


Another one:

A boy calling 911:"Hello help me!Two girls are fighting for me!"
Operator:"Whats wrong with that?"
Boy:"The ugly one is winning"

[superdude88]

Jesus, Superman and Chuck Norris head to the lake.
Jesus being Jesus starts walking on the water.
Superman tries but he fails.
Chuck Norris tries and of course he suceeds.

Later on Jesus asks Chuck Norris:"Should we tell him where the rocks are??"
Chuck Norris:"What rocks?!!"


Another one:

A boy calling 911:"Hello help me!Two girls are fighting for me!"
Operator:"Whats wrong with that?"
Boy:"The ugly one is winning"

lolz at the 911

[Fecteau]

Want a joke?

Yesterday, superdude _______ and _______ a cat while ______ a cheezeburger.

[Roberto aka Screech]

Not really a joke but it made me laugh:
"So get your own or for that special freerunner in your life who loves to torture themselves through the cold winter training months."

[Jarrett]

A pedophile a priest walk into a bar, he orders a drink

[Fecteau]

I used to train like you, then I took an arrow to the knee...

The funny part is, I just had my PCL ligament in my left knee reconstructed. And I can't train (Like normal) for 6-9 months.

[Daniel Alcatraz]

Want a joke?

Yesterday, superdude walked and barfed on a cat while smoking a cheezeburger.

[David]

What is the worst thing that can happen to mayfly(also known as one-day fly)??

That he is having a bad day   OR


His girlfriends says: "Not today, honey"

[Zack Attack]

women are like gum---- no matter how much you step on them they always stick with you

Yo Momma so fat when she wears a yellow dress outside people hold out their hand and yell "TAXI"!!

[superdude88]

women are like gum---- no matter how much you step on them they always stick with you

Yo Momma so fat when she wears a yellow dress outside people hold out their hand and yell "TAXI"!!

roflol at both

[Andrew Mumu Trahum]

Just remember, fate is a joke. And as I once read in a bathroom stall at a gas station, "The joke is in your hands."