so a guy walks into a bar.
it gives him a concusssion
A horse walks into a pub and the bartender ask "why the long face"
the horse has cancer
so a traceur goes to france to train.
he has a good time and even trains with majestic
ok, here's my serious, non anti joke:
there was once a little girl that lived with her parents. One day, on her birthday, her uncle is leaving and so the little girl says, "bye uncle robinson, good bye". As soon as the uncle gets home, he gets a heart attack and dies instantly.
The next day, after hearing the bad news, the parents and the daughter gather at the aunts house to console her. When they are leaving, the little girl says. "bye aunt may, good bye". The aunt instantly dies of a heart attack.
After that, the parents call the cops , who come and investigate. Afterwards, when the cops are leaving, the little girl say, "goodbye officer johnson, goodbye" As you can probably guess, the cop dies instantly of a heart attack.
Now at this point, the parents catch on to the little girls ability and start to get scared. The next morning, the dad is leaving for work. The little girl says "bye daddy, goodbye". The father is now scared, he is marked for death now. Throughout his entire work day, he is stressed at the thought that he could die at any moment. He decides to come home early. As he comes into his driveway, the sees the cops at his house. when asking what happen, the cops say,"the mailman died this morning"
