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Terrible article
« on: December 08, 2006, 08:45:10 AM »

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Re: Terrible article
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2006, 10:55:18 AM »
AHHHHH MY EYYYYEEEESSSSS!!! why why why did you put this up it hurts to look at i think you need a warning at the bottom.... ****Warning May Cause Eye Cancer****

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Re: Terrible article
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2006, 01:15:33 PM »
That article was pitiful. What the hell is freestyle walking?

Another name for FXW?!

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Re: Terrible article
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2006, 09:43:30 PM »
Wow that made me feel like a dumb ass. :/ Every thing they said there was a different sport. Parkour and Freerunning were the closest. WTF is jibbing, did i miss an era or something. WTF I'm literally lmao right now.

Edit: At least they got some of the quotes correct. But... they did add some random quotes from random people. Kind of odd. :o
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Re: Terrible article
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2006, 05:36:00 AM »
I actually know where freestyle walking came from. Does anyone else remember a lil show called rocket power. Well in one episode they had to make up new sports for a contest. Sam, the nerd, jumped onto a bench then jumped off doing a 360 and called it freestyle walking. For the rest of those words. I have no idea what most of them are. Terrible.
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Re: Terrible article
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2006, 12:11:54 AM »
Urban Jibbing....i mean what in the #%&$ is jibbing anyway, is that even an actual word?

i swear i wonder sometimes if the media makes things up sometimes.........(hmmmmm)
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Re: Terrible article
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2006, 06:20:20 PM »
Urban Jibbing....i mean what in the #%&$ is jibbing anyway, is that even an actual word?

i swear i wonder sometimes if the media makes things up sometimes.........(hmmmmm)
Jibbing- snowboarder slang for grinding a rail, box, or something else. Tricking off an object basically
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Re: Terrible article
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2006, 06:41:41 PM »
I was just about to say, yeah.. that's a snowboarding term. But I NEVER heard it used elsewhere (I'm not a skateboarder, but I'd assume they call it grinding)
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Re: Terrible article
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2006, 05:56:24 AM »
A'haarrrrrrghh!! X( I know the article is a little dated now, but has anyone responded to that ppr re: that article and the jerky who wrote it?

Also: ncparkour.com
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Re: Terrible article
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2006, 08:38:08 AM »
someone should ;)

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Re: Terrible article
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2007, 08:46:08 PM »
wtf is foot jibbing?

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Re: Terrible article
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2007, 06:15:30 PM »
flips grabs walking??
were did they get this info from ???

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Re: Terrible article
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2007, 10:39:26 PM »
Sounds like they had nothing to report so they made up some random crap about parkour. Urban Jibbing...that made me laugh. hehehe

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Re: Terrible article
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2007, 08:04:36 PM »
This is depressing.

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Re: Terrible article
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2007, 08:11:40 PM »
I think im loosing hope for man kind.....=(

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Re: Terrible article
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2007, 07:00:03 PM »
How in the world can someone write an article, get it published, and recieve a paycheck or any other kind of acknowlagement without doing any sort of research.  It amazes me what sprouts up on the internet, and it amazes me even more that people believe it.

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Re: Terrible article
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2007, 01:32:18 PM »
I posted this on the APK website but I'm gonna post it again here too.

Don't get in to much of an uproar. Yelling at this writer won't make here change an bit other then to give here a resolve to bad-mouth Parkour again. 
 
The 2 things we can do is find those better writers out there who will write the truth - like what is supposed to come out in the New Yorker and secondly, continue to practition Parkour with the UTMOST INTEGRITY.
 
These two actions will bring out better reviews and by our actions people will understand Parkour better and then that writer will have hung herself by her own words. This happens all the time. Anybody or any group that sticks its head above the crowd (does something different) is liable to catch a few tomatoes. And anyone who wants to moan about nothing and spin lies will but Truth WILL stand Testing. 
 
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Re: Terrible article
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2007, 05:04:56 PM »
Well said.