I was Beretta... until I swore vengeance upon those who came after my master.
Lol... yup, I am Beretta. I tried to change names on SFPK too, but they wouldn't let me, said it fit me too well. Which is funny, because I'm not into guns at all... just had a roomie years ago that called me that.
Awesome thing I did today: sprinting while pushing a kid in a red wagon, then letting him go to coast to a stop on the grass. Also, watched Return of the Jedi, and the Wizard of Oz, and sang songs about the things I was doing as I did them. I work in an after-school program with children who have developmental disabilities and I do my best to make my life, and theirs, a musical.