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Shake Weight??
« on: July 19, 2010, 04:16:46 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI
https://www.buyshakeweightformen.com/flare/next?rtag=shakeweightforcom&
saw a commercial for this thing, of course my teenage boy brain was thinking dirty thoughts and cracking up at what it looked like.
but srsly? this wouldn't build any actual strength right?
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Re: Shake Weight??
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2010, 04:25:44 PM »
How is strength built?

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Re: Shake Weight??
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2010, 04:34:33 PM »
protein diet, intensity, repetition, and such
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Re: Shake Weight??
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2010, 04:38:21 PM »
www.eatmoveimprove.com

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Re: Shake Weight??
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2010, 04:41:30 PM »
meh work :P
thanks ;D
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Re: Shake Weight??
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2010, 06:21:35 AM »
the fact that people can even BELIEVE this works in any way at all is as archaic as believing that photographs steal your soul
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Re: Shake Weight??
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2010, 08:24:04 AM »
thats what i was thinking, the commercial is still funny though :P
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Re: Shake Weight??
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2010, 10:11:41 AM »
She can shake my weight! that stuff is for girls and it would prolly take a really long time to build any dramatic amount of strength using that. but if you wanna practice rubbing one out then this is probably as good as it gets

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Re: Shake Weight??
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2010, 01:48:21 PM »
This and sketchers shape-ups always make me laugh when I see commercials.

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Re: Shake Weight??
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2010, 03:09:17 PM »
that stuff is for girls and it would prolly take a really long time to build any dramatic amount of strength using that. but if you wanna practice rubbing one out then this is probably as good as it gets

they showed men doing it too, and how in the hell are you going to get any strength gains out of that?
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Re: Shake Weight??
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2010, 04:20:36 PM »
they showed men doing it too, and how in the hell are you going to get any strength gains out of that?

Easy, you don't :P
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Re: Shake Weight??
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2010, 05:33:01 PM »
She can shake my weight! that stuff is for girls and it would prolly take a really long time to build any dramatic amount of strength using that. but if you wanna practice rubbing one out then this is probably as good as it gets
lmao
btw, i saw this commercial on MTV :|
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Re: Shake Weight??
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2010, 05:57:12 PM »
that stuff is for girls

Please don't spew this non-sense. This shit is not worth ANYONE'S time or money. Girls should learn to use barbells just like the rest of us.

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Re: Shake Weight??
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2010, 06:07:55 PM »
and some men apparently should learn to also  :-\
btw... just saw it in target :P
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Re: Shake Weight??
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2010, 07:34:55 PM »
I could post a comment about that on here, but there's to many kids on these forums. Waste of time and money, course I see almost anything that doesn't involve a KB that way.
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Re: Shake Weight??
« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2010, 10:03:25 PM »
im sure it would help ppl who are in no shape at all but for the rest its a giant scam

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Re: Shake Weight??
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2010, 04:54:43 AM »
Gimmick. End of story
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Re: Shake Weight??
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2010, 05:09:31 AM »
im sure it would help ppl who are in no shape at all but for the rest its a giant scam
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Re: Shake Weight??
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2010, 05:44:05 AM »
If walking from the couch to the fridge is an agressive workout, this product is for you!

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Re: Shake Weight??
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2010, 06:14:41 AM »
cheerleader fail though - spelt aggressive wrong
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