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Offline Andrew

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Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #40 on: May 09, 2010, 08:04:17 PM »
Quote from: Texas_Pete on May 09, 2010, 03:58:01 PM
wow ten year olds...... i seriously hope your joking

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Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #41 on: May 09, 2010, 08:49:55 PM »
I'm thinking what he really meant was when the 10 year olds run by, HE gets scared, but he was to embarassed to write that.  ;D
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Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #42 on: May 10, 2010, 02:43:31 AM »
ah crap, they're onto me
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Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #43 on: May 10, 2010, 03:03:51 AM »
we know dude!  :o
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Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #44 on: May 10, 2010, 03:41:33 AM »
Quote from: AndrewM on May 09, 2010, 03:12:55 PM
we're both from NY :-\ ...i'm a suburban thug (westchester), are u in my range rebecca?
Not about to tell you that.

Quote from: Texas_Pete on May 09, 2010, 03:58:01 PM
wow ten year olds...... i seriously hope your joking

Of course we're joking :)
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Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #45 on: May 10, 2010, 08:58:58 AM »
One of my friends actually got a date with this line. I challenged him to come up with a pick-up line using lucky charms, and he came up this:

"Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning? 'Cause you're magically delicious!"
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Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #46 on: May 10, 2010, 11:12:46 AM »
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Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #47 on: May 10, 2010, 11:18:53 AM »
I got my friend to use this one
I hope you know CPR cause you take my breath away.
And the greatest fail ever
Last night I wished on a star to Go out with a beautifull girl, I think this may be my chance.
Got my brother smacked lmao
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Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #48 on: May 10, 2010, 02:16:44 PM »
haha, okay howabout this one? "Hi im horney" (its funny to me cause my last name is horn.)
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Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #49 on: May 10, 2010, 03:04:42 PM »
Quote from: wlf on May 10, 2010, 02:16:44 PM
haha, okay howabout this one? "Hi im horney" (its funny to me cause my last name is horn.)

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Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #50 on: May 10, 2010, 03:05:26 PM »
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Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #51 on: May 10, 2010, 03:08:30 PM »
You sure are picky Rebecca ::).

Looool.
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Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #52 on: May 10, 2010, 03:13:11 PM »
I'm gonna find out where Rebecca lives and use every single one of these on her.
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Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #53 on: May 10, 2010, 03:14:29 PM »
Quote from: AndrewM on May 10, 2010, 03:13:11 PM
I'm gonna find out where Rebecca lives and use every single one of these on her.

Now THAT'S awkward :P.
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Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #55 on: May 10, 2010, 03:50:17 PM »
Quote from: AndrewM on May 10, 2010, 03:13:11 PM
I'm gonna find out where Rebecca lives and use every single one of these on her.
rebecca has her first stalker! how cute!

Quote from: Royal Johnson on May 10, 2010, 11:12:46 AM
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this one is my fav so far
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Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #56 on: May 10, 2010, 03:58:53 PM »
granted she's like 3 years older ::)
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Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #57 on: May 10, 2010, 04:04:08 PM »
aww some has a crush... a creepy one but still
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Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #58 on: May 10, 2010, 04:11:48 PM »
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst


just a few...lol
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Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #59 on: May 10, 2010, 04:16:37 PM »
Quote from: Colby "Zayne" Gamache on May 10, 2010, 04:11:48 PM
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst


just a few...lol
gotta try these on her!
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