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Funny Pick-Up Lines
Shyam Subramanian:
I've heard some pretty hilarious pick-up lines in the past (although I've never had a chance to use any LOL) and I thought we could share some. Corny ones are okay too. Try to keep it appropriate though ;).
-I wish I was DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes!
-Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
-Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Ehh that's all I have for today lol.
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any injuries occuring because of this thread ;).
Tex__:
i herd one from a comedian that made me almost wet myself (im not kidding i had to go to the bathroom right after, i was laughing for 5 min straight) but you said keep it appropriate....so.....yeah
it has a 100% failure rate and is funny as hell though
WoodlandGhillie:
Are you a video game player? Because you're MY Final Fantasy.
You're the Pokemon to my Pokeballs.
(This is random: Whats made of metal and holds back the Hulk? Answer: my zipper)
Sai Chikine:
I think it goes:
what has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
Rebecca Myers:
I wish you were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Did it hurt when you fell from heavan?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten-I-see.
Are you from Jamaica? Because Ja-makin' me crazy.
Go ahead boys, see if any of them actually work. Bahah.
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