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Addicted to Oreos?!
« on: May 08, 2010, 02:07:42 PM »
Ok so we ALWAYS have Oreos at our house and whenever I pass by their cabinet, I HAVE TO OPEN IT AND STUFF MY FRICKIN FACE WITH LIKE 3.  I can't help it, they're sooooo good.  The yummy hard biscuit part, the creamy vanilla inside, and THEYRE JUST SO AMAZING!  But is it okay if I stuff my face but train more to make up for it? 

EDIT: I haven't noticed any difference to my physiology now, which is obvious.  I feel as strong as ever and have been having excellent parkour and conditioning days this whole week and I've made a significant breakthrough every day.

Oh this sometimes happens with Cakesters too, which is obviously a lot worse.  But they're just like Oreos EXCEPT SOFTER :D!
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Re: Addicted to Oreos?!
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2010, 02:45:24 PM »
OH OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!

Only 3? Bro, I eat a whole row!

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Re: Addicted to Oreos?!
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2010, 02:51:58 PM »
I eat like 10 with a glass of milk

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Re: Addicted to Oreos?!
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2010, 02:53:03 PM »
Why? You, sir, are WEAK. You are under the spell of the Oreos. You've let yourself get controlled by black and white cookies. Fail.


In all seriousness, they're not very good for you. Maybe try chewing gum a lot so that when you pass the cabinet you ignore the Oreos since you have gum in your mouth. Or replace them with something more beneficial like peanuts or grapes.
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Re: Addicted to Oreos?!
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2010, 03:02:42 PM »
Grapes are fekking' DELICIOUS! OMG!

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Re: Addicted to Oreos?!
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2010, 03:10:02 PM »
Oreos are amazing.  And cakesters are definitely a weakness fo rme, as well.

But.. no, you cannot outtrain a bad diet.  Just doesn't work that way.  Show some willpower.
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Re: Addicted to Oreos?!
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2010, 04:51:33 PM »
But.. no, you cannot outtrain a bad diet.  Just doesn't work that way.  Show some willpower.
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Re: Addicted to Oreos?!
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2010, 06:39:37 PM »
I have the same thing man, except with grape juice. Welch's is delicious, i could drink that all day.
 
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Re: Addicted to Oreos?!
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2010, 06:42:38 PM »
i stuff my face with whatever is closest, but i have a high metabolism and it doesn't effect me at parkour.
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Re: Addicted to Oreos?!
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2010, 06:45:46 PM »
i stuff my face with whatever is closest, but i have a high metabolism and it doesn't effect me at parkour.


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Re: Addicted to Oreos?!
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2010, 06:52:05 PM »


Grapes are like the candy of fruit. They are amazing, and you can buy them year round :D
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Re: Addicted to Oreos?!
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2010, 07:00:46 PM »
no joke, just put a bag of those mini oreos in a bowl with milk (best cereal ever!!!)
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Re: Addicted to Oreos?!
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2010, 08:18:53 AM »
no joke, just put a bag of those mini oreos in a bowl with milk (best cereal ever!!!)

That isn't helping...lol. 

And neither is this.  Or this.
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Re: Addicted to Oreos?!
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2010, 08:22:40 AM »
That isn't helping...lol. 

And neither is this.  Or this.


Holy motherrrrrrrrrrrrrrr  :o

Bad traceur. Haha. You should be chomping on carrot sticks instead of that stuff. But DANG that looks good...

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Re: Addicted to Oreos?!
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2010, 08:46:07 AM »
peanuts and grapes: the potato chips of athletes...

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Re: Addicted to Oreos?!
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2010, 10:12:08 AM »
Darn, now I want grapes really bad...

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Re: Addicted to Oreos?!
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2010, 10:38:27 AM »
omg the oreo pancake thing has my friends name for the submission at the bottom,  im scared so i messaged him.    WTF?!
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Re: Addicted to Oreos?!
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2010, 10:41:32 AM »
deep fired Twinkie....or a deep fried oreo

lol the upside to being naturally skinny
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Re: Addicted to Oreos?!
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2010, 10:41:49 AM »
Hahaha I love that website. doode yeah just stop buying 'em. I used to eat a whole row like every night hahaha, back when I first started training haha. I never really noticed it do anything to me, but yeah it definitely isn't good haha.

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Re: Addicted to Oreos?!
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2010, 10:52:55 AM »
omg the oreo pancake thing has my friends name for the submission at the bottom,  im scared so i messaged him.    WTF?!

Haha! I should make something like that...