Umm, yea, here we go again. Just another wrist band, or whatever, that does nothing but make someone rich, while sucking the money out of the gullible.
Take this pill, it will make you thin in 5 days!
Drink this powder, it will make you look like Mr Universe in 3 weeks!
Wear this ring, it will make your schlong 3 times longer in 1 week! Be the envy of all your golf buddies!
Here's a tip, discovered by a stay at home, single mom of 37 children to whiten your teeth in just 1 week!
The sad thing is PEOPLE ACTUALLY BUY THIS SHIT!
NOTHING in life is that easy, if it were, everyone would be thin, muscular, and beautiful.