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Offline Andy Keller

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The Rules.
« on: March 17, 2010, 06:54:27 PM »
Rule #1: Dance Party.
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2010, 06:56:27 PM »
Rule #2: Do not talk about Fight Club.
Rule #3: Do not steal cookies from the cookie jar.

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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2010, 06:56:49 PM »
Rule #4: Strobe lights is a must

[Edit by Andy: Fixed, as well.]
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2010, 07:12:09 PM »
Rule #5: You lose the game


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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2010, 07:17:06 PM »
Rule #6: Andrew Wilson is banned from this thread.
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2010, 07:21:35 PM »
Rule #7: Jake Vigil is awesome.
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2010, 08:17:49 PM »
Rule #9: Anyone named Kyle Rudolph is to be sent to a mental asylum. Immediately.
Rule #10: You may not leave your house and pass a semi good-perfect spot for parkour, without doing parkour.
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2010, 09:26:20 PM »
Rule #11 Dont mess with young security guards that dare you to run
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2010, 09:27:29 PM »
Rule #12: This forum is for parkour, and parkour only! [WTF]
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2010, 09:47:07 PM »
Rule #13: Only Spartans can dine in Hell!
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2010, 10:25:38 PM »
Rule #14
No one in this thread can troll, bash, or otherwise waste our valuable time just to seek attention.  Also, ice cream for all, and fridays are Casual Fridays.
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2010, 10:30:00 PM »
Rule #15: You must share scary stories around the camp fire. If you don't have a camp fire, a fireplace is sufficient, if no fireplace then a candle or lighter. If none of the above you shit out of luck.
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2010, 03:40:35 AM »
Rule#17: No g-d-modding by hating on Andy Keller.
Rule #18: Short people are people too :)

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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2010, 04:21:45 AM »
Rule#19: Andy Keller is not allowed to be dissapoint.
Rule#19: thou shall not speak Thy name; Andy Keller.
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2010, 06:43:55 AM »
Rule #20   cows and purple muffins are awesome.
Rule #21   xbox360 over ps3
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2010, 07:05:26 AM »
Rule #22 Always wash your hands after going to the bathroom.
Rule #23 School is not fun when you are late.
Rule #24 This is supposed to be rule 25 but Mitch messed up and wrote 2 #19's
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2010, 08:25:31 AM »
Rule #26:


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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2010, 08:34:05 AM »
Rule #26: Thou shall wear parkour gear to any situation
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2010, 12:12:29 PM »
Rule #27: Andy can overrule your rules.
Rule #28: Resistance is futile.
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2010, 12:34:10 PM »
Rule #29: All your base belong to us.
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