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Offline Matthew Wang

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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #100 on: March 26, 2010, 06:55:36 PM »
Rule #84 Andy shall envy me.
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #101 on: March 26, 2010, 07:34:15 PM »
Quote from: MeKa on March 26, 2010, 05:33:38 AM
Rule # 75   Andrew Le is a Templar.  we must assassinate him before he grabs another piece of Eden.
             
 Long live the Creed. 


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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #102 on: March 26, 2010, 07:51:30 PM »
There he is! Get him!
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #103 on: March 26, 2010, 09:30:55 PM »
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #104 on: March 27, 2010, 07:10:05 AM »
Now kill him!!
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #105 on: March 27, 2010, 01:27:00 PM »
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #106 on: March 27, 2010, 07:09:53 PM »
Rule 85: All traceurs from here on out, are now immortal and effectively invincible (Except against drops and dragons{And the Stego and his kin})
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #107 on: March 28, 2010, 02:19:49 PM »
Quote from: Spencer B on March 27, 2010, 07:09:53 PM
Rule 85: All traceurs from here on out, are now immortal and effectively invincible (Except against drops and dragons{And the Stego and his kin})

Rule 86: And a Mystical Cape will NOT help protect against their fire breath.
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #108 on: March 28, 2010, 05:02:35 PM »
Rule 87: The cape can protect against the fire breath as long as it is woven out of hair from the beard of Chuck Norris.
Rule 88: Spencer's rule 85 is totally awesome.
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #109 on: March 28, 2010, 09:36:22 PM »
rule 89 (too lazy for roman numerals): you are completely fine against the stego and his kin if you have the golden fleece, for that is the ultimate in defense ;)
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #110 on: March 29, 2010, 02:48:11 AM »
Rule 90: But a dragon can and WILL still kill you if you so much as sneeze wrong.
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #111 on: March 29, 2010, 12:14:44 PM »
Ruke # LXXXXI: All numbers from here to C are in roman numerals
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Re: The Rules.
« Reply #112 on: March 29, 2010, 12:23:27 PM »
Quote from: haloshade2 on March 29, 2010, 12:14:44 PM
Ruke # LXXXXI: All numbers from here to C are in roman numerals
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