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Re: PARKOUR WILL SOON NOT BE WHAT IT ONCE WAS!
« Reply #40 on: February 09, 2010, 03:27:10 PM »
"It's not about going out and finding a place to perform certain moves, it's about going out to your environment and truly adapting to it."

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Re: PARKOUR WILL SOON NOT BE WHAT IT ONCE WAS!
« Reply #41 on: February 09, 2010, 05:10:30 PM »
Seriously.

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Re: PARKOUR WILL SOON NOT BE WHAT IT ONCE WAS!
« Reply #42 on: February 09, 2010, 06:09:13 PM »
Anddddd, so much for serious.

*Herds them back to Socialize*
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Re: PARKOUR WILL SOON NOT BE WHAT IT ONCE WAS!
« Reply #43 on: February 09, 2010, 07:35:14 PM »
Not nearly as bad as what happened with this guy.

Haha yeah, and hopefully this won't go on for 79 pages either.  ;)
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Re: PARKOUR WILL SOON NOT BE WHAT IT ONCE WAS!
« Reply #44 on: February 09, 2010, 07:36:25 PM »
Haha yeah, and hopefully this won't go on for 79 pages either.  ;)

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Re: PARKOUR WILL SOON NOT BE WHAT IT ONCE WAS!
« Reply #45 on: February 09, 2010, 08:00:29 PM »
Not on my watch.

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Re: PARKOUR WILL SOON NOT BE WHAT IT ONCE WAS!
« Reply #46 on: February 10, 2010, 05:12:18 AM »
Not on my watch.

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Re: PARKOUR WILL SOON NOT BE WHAT IT ONCE WAS!
« Reply #47 on: February 10, 2010, 05:37:26 AM »
I actually laughed at this thread. :D




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Re: PARKOUR WILL SOON NOT BE WHAT IT ONCE WAS!
« Reply #48 on: February 10, 2010, 09:03:59 AM »
In case the original poster was being serious (and because no one else offered an explanation) we have heard this kind of thing countless times before in the parkour community. Nothing has really changed in the past 6 years except for the fact that people are more accepting, names and events are not as important as the movement, and the general public now thinks of the Office when you say parkour  :P.... yeah thats about it. B13 Ultimatum won't change anything dramatically.

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Re: PARKOUR WILL SOON NOT BE WHAT IT ONCE WAS!
« Reply #49 on: February 10, 2010, 09:06:09 AM »
Could this apocolypse be related to the heavy snow season and Andy's Oreo Massacre on facebook??

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Re: PARKOUR WILL SOON NOT BE WHAT IT ONCE WAS!
« Reply #50 on: February 10, 2010, 09:32:22 AM »
Could this apocolypse be related to the heavy snow season and Andy's Oreo Massacre on facebook??

Which was a success, by the way. Many attendees of the dining hall had the privilege of enjoying milk's favorite cookie.

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Re: PARKOUR WILL SOON NOT BE WHAT IT ONCE WAS!
« Reply #51 on: February 10, 2010, 09:58:44 AM »
COOKIES!?!?!
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Re: PARKOUR WILL SOON NOT BE WHAT IT ONCE WAS!
« Reply #52 on: February 10, 2010, 10:18:23 AM »
Not nearly as bad as what happened with this guy.

I disagree. That guy, and the thread, are now the stuff of LEGEND.
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Re: PARKOUR WILL SOON NOT BE WHAT IT ONCE WAS!
« Reply #54 on: February 10, 2010, 01:54:57 PM »
THE END IS NEIGH THE END IS NEIGGHHHH!!!!!

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I think you mean "nigh".

Unless you actually are speaking of horses.

No, I couldn't find a picture of a horse and the end-of-the-world or something crushing/exploding in the same picture.

...Yes I tried.

You can count this if you pretend the horse is exploding though.

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Re: PARKOUR WILL SOON NOT BE WHAT IT ONCE WAS!
« Reply #55 on: February 10, 2010, 06:34:12 PM »
Horse are ugly.
I want to kill a dear with my bare hands.
I'd clean a corpse that day.
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Re: PARKOUR WILL SOON NOT BE WHAT IT ONCE WAS!
« Reply #56 on: February 10, 2010, 06:36:20 PM »
Horse are ugly.
I want to kill a dear with my bare hands.
I'd clean a corpse that day.

Are you asking for a Grammer-Nazi invasion??

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Re: PARKOUR WILL SOON NOT BE WHAT IT ONCE WAS!
« Reply #57 on: February 10, 2010, 06:45:31 PM »
Horse are ugly.
I want to kill a dear with my bare hands.
I'd clean a corpse that day.

Spencer, it's *bear* hands. That's what you kill deer with.
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Re: PARKOUR WILL SOON NOT BE WHAT IT ONCE WAS!
« Reply #58 on: February 10, 2010, 07:06:50 PM »
Spencer, it's *bear* hands. That's what you kill deer with.

LOLOL sorry but that was too good.

Aaaaand, it's "corps".

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« Reply #59 on: February 10, 2010, 07:27:53 PM »

No, I couldn't find a picture of a horse and the end-of-the-world or something crushing/exploding in the same picture.

Dude its called Photoshop. Just use your IMAGINATION and you can make anything!

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