See how stupid that was? 
On the other hand, Spencer is our only hope. His brain has a half-life of 26 years, so we'll have to jam sometime in order to absorb the rich intelligence radiation he emits. BRING ON THE PI-PARTICLES!
(Pi-particles are like Alpha particles; they just carry knowledge, not mass)
YOU ARE NOT GONNA' EAT MAI BRAINZ YOU ZOMBEH SCUM!
I WILL FIGHT 'TILL THE TIME WHICH I MUST RUN AWAY!
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* Spencer B runs away