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Offline Scott Berson

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Ninjas or Pirates? Or Assassins?
« on: January 13, 2010, 03:56:27 PM »
I personally think old time assassins (like Assassin's Creed) beat both ninjas and pirates. But I think both ninjas and assassins would both beat pirates anyway...specifically why "Ninja Assassin" may well be the best movie ever....
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Re: Ninjas or Pirates? Or Assassins?
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2010, 04:13:33 PM »
dude, there's a thread about this topic, you just have to look :P. (ninjas! theyre already assassins.)
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Re: Ninjas or Pirates? Or Assassins?
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2010, 06:53:41 PM »
Never mind then. I thought so. I got deja vu while posting this...
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Re: Ninjas or Pirates? Or Assassins?
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2010, 07:53:06 PM »
My vote is on ninjas, because when they go pro, they are totally silent (gamers prevail)
Also, assassins have too much hitman work, ninjas are just your everyday superhuman

P.S. It doesnt hurt their side that I know how to make a ninja mask out of a t-shirt
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Re: Ninjas or Pirates? Or Assassins?
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2010, 01:42:54 AM »
ninjas all the way
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Re: Ninjas or Pirates? Or Assassins?
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2010, 03:41:20 AM »
Theres a show where they test historic fighters against eachother and the ninjas got thier ass kicked by spartans. Shame really, i liked the idea of ninjas. Little history lesson anyone?  ;D
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Re: Ninjas or Pirates? Or Assassins?
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2010, 07:58:10 AM »
Quote from: Chris Acuna on January 13, 2010, 07:53:06 PM
My vote is on ninjas, because when they go pro, they are totally silent (gamers prevail)
Also, assassins have too much hitman work, ninjas are just your everyday superhuman

P.S. It doesnt hurt their side that I know how to make a ninja mask out of a t-shirt

i love doing that with my shirts, because i used to do ninjutsu and i still have the ghee. so this halloween i will be a ninja
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Re: Ninjas or Pirates? Or Assassins?
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2010, 08:28:30 AM »
Who said old-time assassins were anything like Assassin's Creed? I certainly hope you don't take all your historical knowledge from video games.
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Re: Ninjas or Pirates? Or Assassins?
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2010, 01:14:39 PM »
Pirates!

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Re: Ninjas or Pirates? Or Assassins?
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2010, 01:39:17 PM »
Quote from: Brandan Mendenhall on January 14, 2010, 08:28:30 AM
Who said old-time assassins were anything like Assassin's Creed? I certainly hope you don't take all your historical knowledge from video games.

Exactly, but who says that real ninjas were exactly like pop culture depicts them? I go by awesomeness factor, not by historical relevance. Even the real Assassins secret society wasn't that great.

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Re: Ninjas or Pirates? Or Assassins?
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2010, 10:21:11 PM »
Pirates can be assassins, 'ninjas' could be assassins. So, basically you are asking, "Pirates vs. Ninjas'. Which the obvious answer is Pirate.
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Re: Ninjas or Pirates? Or Assassins?
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2010, 11:25:00 AM »
Quote from: Jake Chess on January 14, 2010, 10:21:11 PM
Pirates can be assassins, 'ninjas' could be assassins. So, basically you are asking, "Pirates vs. Ninjas'. Which the obvious answer is Pirate.

Only if the pirate has excellent aim and doesn't have to spend the next 2 minutes reloading his gun while a ninja makes a nice fillet out of his corpse.
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Re: Ninjas or Pirates? Or Assassins?
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2010, 01:52:34 PM »
That's because Altair already is a ninja...
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Re: Ninjas or Pirates? Or Assassins?
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2010, 07:09:50 PM »
Quote from: Jake Chess on January 14, 2010, 10:21:11 PM
Pirates can be assassins, 'ninjas' could be assassins. So, basically you are asking, "Pirates vs. Ninjas'. Which the obvious answer is Pirate.
obviously not lol

Quote from: Brandan Mendenhall on January 15, 2010, 11:25:00 AM
Only if the pirate has excellent aim and doesn't have to spend the next 2 minutes reloading his gun while a ninja makes a nice fillet out of his corpse.
and to add to that, not only would he need excellent aim, he would need a gun that didn't have such poor accuracy. (pirates' weaponry weren't even close to decent.. very poor quality; even if you had the modern day most amazing sniper try shooting one of those guns, he/she would most likely fail)

plus, all pirates do is get drunk, raid, and get drunk again. ninja's would tear them a part, pop culture style or not
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Re: Ninjas or Pirates? Or Assassins?
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2010, 10:26:51 PM »
Erm, there are still pirates today and they have very good guns that are decently accurate. There is really only one 'ninja' left in the world.
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Re: Ninjas or Pirates? Or Assassins?
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2010, 10:01:06 AM »
Quote from: Jake Chess on January 15, 2010, 10:26:51 PM
Erm, there are still pirates today and they have very good guns that are decently accurate. There is really only one 'ninja' left in the world.


So obviously pirates today would win against that one ninja, but I highly doubt that was the idea behind the question.
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Re: Ninjas or Pirates? Or Assassins?
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2010, 04:46:33 PM »
Quote from: Jake Chess on January 15, 2010, 10:26:51 PM
There is really only one 'ninja' left in the world.


There's us :P

I guess today's pirates could attack by firing all their illegally downloaded software at the ninjas
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Re: Ninjas or Pirates? Or Assassins?
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2010, 08:22:06 PM »
ninjas could woop them ;D
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Re: Ninjas or Pirates? Or Assassins?
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2010, 04:49:06 PM »
Illegally pirated software? @!*# that! look what they are packing!




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Re: Ninjas or Pirates? Or Assassins?
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2010, 05:11:08 PM »
Duh. Ninjas would win.

A wise man once told me, "for every ninja you don't see, there are three more ninjas you don't see either."
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