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Re: THE SPAM THREAD
« Reply #40 on: December 30, 2009, 04:45:44 PM »
Lol sometimes I do that to Rebecca but its sign language. I only know a little bit though.
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Re: THE SPAM THREAD
« Reply #41 on: December 30, 2009, 10:41:14 PM »
"I'm going to go parkouring today...... :-Sarcasm

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Re: THE SPAM THREAD
« Reply #42 on: December 31, 2009, 02:01:55 AM »
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Re: THE SPAM THREAD
« Reply #43 on: December 31, 2009, 04:33:11 AM »
Thanks to the wonderful speed of Netflix, I have managed to go an entire month "watching TV" without watching TV as I normally would. 

I have caught 2 seasons of "Dexter," re-visited "Fight Quest," fell in love all over again with "Firefly" (which is the second greatest television show ever to air), and have now started "Dollhouse."

"Dollhouse" Is great.  In fact, last night I ended up thinking what would happen if I got imprinted with David Belle's brainscan. 

Yar and I loves me new PK tat as well.  I managed to find an ambigram generator online and created a stencil with the word "Parkour."  The result was sheer awesomeness.

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Re: THE SPAM THREAD
« Reply #44 on: December 31, 2009, 08:57:27 AM »
FIGHT QUESSST! One of the guys I know that grapples in philly trains with the smaller guy on that show.
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Re: THE SPAM THREAD
« Reply #45 on: December 31, 2009, 10:17:43 AM »
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Re: THE SPAM THREAD
« Reply #46 on: December 31, 2009, 10:35:14 AM »
“Run your fingers through my soul. For once, just once, feel exactly what I feel, believe what I believe, perceive as I perceive, look, experience, examine, and for once; just once, understand."

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Re: THE SPAM THREAD
« Reply #47 on: December 31, 2009, 10:56:46 AM »
@ Rebecca - Love Fight Quest, there's supposed to be a rerun of the series on a Discovery HD Channel, HDTheater I think, starting in January. I'm looking forward to it!

@ Spencer - Singing like Winnie the Pooh...?

@ Ashley - Some pretty nice steps, did ya notice half way through the guy in the background walking by? He stopped and stared for a few seconds like "WTF?" haha.

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Re: THE SPAM THREAD
« Reply #48 on: December 31, 2009, 11:16:35 AM »
Thanks I love that video. I'm learning how to cwalk myself. Skribblez is awesome but if you want to see a awesome girl cwalker is Anika. If you ever want to look her up on youtube her name is Anika313. Shes AWESOME! And I did notice that guy, it made me laugh. :)
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Re: THE SPAM THREAD
« Reply #49 on: December 31, 2009, 01:54:26 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM-hOzoLIm4 <----Anika. Awesome girl cwalker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5exN8bC0_E <----Anika and her friend cwalking. Again awesome.
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Re: THE SPAM THREAD
« Reply #50 on: December 31, 2009, 03:03:36 PM »
I'm... Sh..a.k.ing...

Who's come to die!?
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Re: THE SPAM THREAD
« Reply #51 on: December 31, 2009, 03:40:41 PM »
NOT ME! I don't want to die........not ever for a million gazillion trillion years.

Well I would die if I was a Death Eater [Harry Potter mode] and served the Dark Lord....

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Re: THE SPAM THREAD
« Reply #52 on: December 31, 2009, 05:05:05 PM »
Even though I think this has been shared and discussed before, look at this:
Old Kenyan man kills Leopard, bare hands
Talk about Methode Naturelle!

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Re: THE SPAM THREAD
« Reply #53 on: December 31, 2009, 05:29:35 PM »
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Re: THE SPAM THREAD
« Reply #54 on: December 31, 2009, 05:41:57 PM »
I firmly believe that a trained human can take any animal within 120% of our body mass without the aid of any tools. Maybe even upwards of 130%.

That means I believe I can take a 200# animals with my bare hands and win.
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Re: THE SPAM THREAD
« Reply #55 on: December 31, 2009, 05:48:19 PM »
I firmly believe that a trained human can take any animal within 120% of our body mass without the aid of any tools. Maybe even upwards of 130%.

That means I believe I can take a 200# animals with my bare hands and win.

Most "dangerous" animals have natural weapons like claws and fangs, and they cause serious wounds with those. However, humans have the weapon of superior technique, like joint manipulation and general wrestling. A lion without teeth or claws is nothing.

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Re: THE SPAM THREAD
« Reply #56 on: December 31, 2009, 06:02:19 PM »
Because it hasn't yet been done.

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Re: THE SPAM THREAD
« Reply #57 on: December 31, 2009, 06:03:31 PM »
Not to mention we have the ability to grapple none-the-less. We can grasp and pull and tear. And we have teeth too, just not a jaw designed for offense like other animals.

We also have, like you said, superior technique, in that we have blunt techniques, we have weapons in the sense of comparing swords to clubs. They can tear and rip and bite, we can bash and smash and break, and we know how to do it well. A superior kick to the ribs of a large cat will be heavily damaging. A punch to the nose, startling and painful if not deadly. A twist and quick flip around and we have each side of it's neck in our hands and a simple twist, yank, or whatever motion comes to mind, and we have caused irreparable damage. Game, set, match; human. Not discounting that there will very likely be injuries to both sides, despite who wins though.
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Re: THE SPAM THREAD
« Reply #58 on: December 31, 2009, 06:11:58 PM »
I joined the APK roof police group on Facebook :)
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Re: THE SPAM THREAD
« Reply #59 on: December 31, 2009, 09:27:47 PM »
We ought to make little "Roof Police" badges or something for members to wear...