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Offline EpicMovement

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Re: "Add Your Own Caption" Contest v2!
« Reply #40 on: December 23, 2009, 05:57:09 PM »
His friends aways enjoyed pullling this picture out every time Phil got drunk.

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Re: "Add Your Own Caption" Contest v2!
« Reply #41 on: December 23, 2009, 08:31:03 PM »
Hahaha! Lots of good entries on this one!

But, after much debate and complex calculations of varying forms and degrees, I've narrowed my choices down to two people. Then, I performed a lengthy and much needed process required to properly judge any official event of any sort of importance. This process was making myself some food, and sitting in front of the computer while watching T.V. and thinking about who would win. While watching T.V. I was able to give point values to every known level of originality and degree of humor known to mankind. Based off of these point values, I graded each caption and triple checked all my calculations with a calculator, to ensure that there was indeed no flaws of any kind. After evaluating the total amount of points each contestant had earned, I did background checks on all of their APK Forum activity, and if possible, searched for any other forms of internet interaction they have had. After finding no blackmarks in their internet history, I was finally able to come to a conclusion of the winner based on pure fact, and absolutely no opinion whatsoever.

And the winner is...!!!!


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Re: "Add Your Own Caption" Contest v2!
« Reply #42 on: December 23, 2009, 10:51:13 PM »
Updated with picture!
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Re: "Add Your Own Caption" Contest v2!
« Reply #43 on: December 23, 2009, 10:53:04 PM »
"You can dooo eeeeeet"

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Re: "Add Your Own Caption" Contest v2!
« Reply #44 on: December 23, 2009, 11:01:34 PM »
Grandpa just realized World War Two is over.

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Re: "Add Your Own Caption" Contest v2!
« Reply #45 on: December 23, 2009, 11:12:20 PM »
Duuuude, told you I can do a back-flip...

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Re: "Add Your Own Caption" Contest v2!
« Reply #46 on: December 23, 2009, 11:28:41 PM »
"My wife? Passed? No more nagging? *click*"
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Re: "Add Your Own Caption" Contest v2!
« Reply #47 on: December 24, 2009, 01:53:20 AM »
This is what happens to moderators who facepalm too much.

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Re: "Add Your Own Caption" Contest v2!
« Reply #48 on: December 24, 2009, 07:26:48 AM »
Ahhh man, this is some good S#&%!
97% of people say "oh $#%@" when their car slides on ice, the other 3% are from Canada and say, "Hold my beer and watch this!"

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Re: "Add Your Own Caption" Contest v2!
« Reply #49 on: December 24, 2009, 09:03:23 AM »
"i just sharted"
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Re: "Add Your Own Caption" Contest v2!
« Reply #50 on: December 24, 2009, 10:20:43 AM »
Your gonna grow up to look like me son! Big and strong!

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Re: "Add Your Own Caption" Contest v2!
« Reply #51 on: December 24, 2009, 12:56:43 PM »
And this one is Cher without makeup.
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"Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave no trace." -- A much better version

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Re: "Add Your Own Caption" Contest v2!
« Reply #52 on: December 27, 2009, 03:17:41 AM »
the star of rockey 5.......thousand

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Re: "Add Your Own Caption" Contest v2!
« Reply #53 on: December 27, 2009, 04:54:09 PM »
Sorry I took so long on this one, holidays are busy!

Winner!

Unsung_Squid:  "I just sharted"

I guess when you're old, that kind of stuff is funny. Even when it happens to you.

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I don't know if that's photoshopped, but either way, that's funny as hell

For the next picture, if you have a cool picture that you'd want to create a caption for, feel free to send me it in a private message. Then I'll choose one of them to put up for the next round.
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Re: "Add Your Own Caption" Contest v2!
« Reply #54 on: December 27, 2009, 04:58:06 PM »
"You lied to me! There's no quarter on the ground..."

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Re: "Add Your Own Caption" Contest v2!
« Reply #55 on: December 27, 2009, 05:04:04 PM »
Today's soccer match is brought to you by the letter A  (look at their bodies it totes forms an A )
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Re: "Add Your Own Caption" Contest v2!
« Reply #56 on: December 27, 2009, 05:14:24 PM »
Failed dive roll.

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Re: "Add Your Own Caption" Contest v2!
« Reply #57 on: December 27, 2009, 05:16:44 PM »
"Your right. Your Shoes are nice"

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Re: "Add Your Own Caption" Contest v2!
« Reply #58 on: December 27, 2009, 05:25:14 PM »
Human croquet never became as popular as its creators hoped...

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Re: "Add Your Own Caption" Contest v2!
« Reply #59 on: December 27, 2009, 05:28:37 PM »
"Dood, You're doing it wrong!!:"

Being 6'9" tall, I say that height is not an excuse, merely a tool :)