Yup! I got arrested! For what? Why other than! PARKOUR! woot! Well not entirely, I was walking on a 4 foot wall =) And I got arrested!
first of all, I am a long time lurker and I felt this HAD to be posted.
Walking home to the apartment complex I live in, I decide to jump up on a 4 foot wall! OMG I AM SO INSANE! I walked alone the side feeling pretty happy, sat down looked both ways before I jumped off; this security guard comes running out. "What are you doing?" he says. I pull out my headphones and ask "what?" "How did you get up there?" "I jumped." He then took my picture. Which is in fringing on my rights as a US citizen. I asked him "whats the problem" and he got up in my face, and started to yell at me, and eventually pushed me away. He yelled shit about "How in the first place did you get up there" and stupid shit like that. YES HE PUSHED ME, HE BY LAW ASSAULTED ME BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE IT GETS WORSE!
He then runs out in the middle of the street waving his arms at a passing by cop. The cop gets out and asks me what I was doing, I told him, and asked him to "Please listen to me" "Please understand" "I beg you please listen" I repeated. He replied "Don't argue with me!" grabbed my arm and through me in the back of his cop car. As I still asked him to understand and listen to what I had to say. That didn't matter. The stupid f#ck Security guard is right! BECAUSE IM A STUPID KID! I asked the security guard and the cop what I did wrong, they didn't answer. 4 more cops show up, and the security guard lied to every single one and said I STOLE FROM CARS THERE. I HAD MY WALLET, MY IPOD AND MY f#ckING PHONE WHAT DID I STEAL? I get up out of the cop car and asked the cop to please listen to what I had to say, he said " I don't care" What? Don't care? am I Just wrong through all of this. My opinion doesnt matter? I wanted to say, I freak out when people yell due to my complicated past. I can't stand yelling. I freeze up and feel like i am in a corner and I quickly look for the fastest way out. Which could mean I run from the cops. But nope he didn't want to hear it D:.
after about 10 minutes of the security guard lieing to the cops I get out again and ask "Why am I being arrested?" after they searched me.
GUESS WHAT THE f#ckING ANSWER WAS, I DARE ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS TO GUESS!
"The fact that its not normal"
I GOT ARRESTED FOR NOT DOING SOMETHING NORMAL! There wasn't any sign that said "No jumping. No running. No climbing. No Parkour. No Free running" NOT ONE AND I GOT ARRESTED WHILE THE SECURITY BITCH GOT AWAY WITH HIS DUMB ASS LIES, with pushing me with taking my picture HE GOT AWAY.
After they they searched me, after they told me that, after I sat in the back of a cop car, I get my ID back, and one of the assholes RIPS it out of my hand and looks at my adress and says to his partner "I'm glad he doesn't live near me"
"I am sorry sir, but that is really offensive"
"I'm glad it offended you. You're a whinny little bitch. That pisses me off. You're pissing me off"
"You're a f#cking dumb ass. You're most likely going to get evicted"
I am here for college, living with 4 other people paying 800 a month rent, I have no where else to go.
Thats my story. I am shaking from all the yelling. I still cant think clearly. and thanks for reading D: So now everyone knows PARKOUR IS ILLEGAL LOL.
Sorry for the caps and horid grammar