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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #40 on: December 14, 2009, 02:44:40 PM »
Pirates are total dumbsh1+s.
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #41 on: December 15, 2009, 11:58:14 AM »
LOL, to all the pirate fans that say the ninjas can't dodge bullets, that really isn't relevant, because they didn't need to. The guns of pirates were P.O.S.'s. They only had one shot, they took forever to reload, and they were inaccurate as hell, due to the bullet was a round lead ball which had sh!tty aerodynamics. So, the only way that the pirates could hit the ninjas was to either shoot far away and get extremely lucky, or, shoot up close and get extremely lucky because of the one shot business, (and the aerodynamics even affects the accuracy upclose) and the ninjas' speed.
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #42 on: December 15, 2009, 01:23:17 PM »
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #43 on: December 15, 2009, 06:58:32 PM »
hahahahahah!!!!!! that was sweet!
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #44 on: December 16, 2009, 06:26:28 AM »
Yea all his vids are hilarious so that's why I'm goin for ninjas
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #45 on: December 16, 2009, 06:33:47 AM »
I will agree with the eighth grader statement also!!
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #46 on: December 16, 2009, 08:55:07 AM »
Ninjas can also do parkour, and we all know that parkour is unbeatable
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #47 on: December 16, 2009, 09:14:58 AM »
Quote from: Roman Zakharyak on December 16, 2009, 08:55:07 AM
Ninjas can also do parkour, and we all know that parkour is unbeatable
That statement is logical
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #48 on: December 17, 2009, 10:22:41 PM »
You need to be more clear with the situation, but i'm assuming you meant both have no weapons and were in a white room as one poster suggested.

In that situation, ninja hands down.

The only way I could see a pirate winning, is if he had a modern gun in that white room and the ninja had NO weapon.

Even if the pirate had the gun, and the ninja had throwing stars.. hmm that ones up for debate :P
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #49 on: December 17, 2009, 10:35:45 PM »
Quote from: Cody Goodman on December 17, 2009, 10:22:41 PM
You need to be more clear with the situation, but i'm assuming you meant both have no weapons and were in a white room as one poster suggested.

In that situation, ninja hands down.

The only way I could see a pirate winning, is if he had a modern gun in that white room and the ninja had NO weapon.

Even if the pirate had the gun, and the ninja had throwing stars.. hmm that ones up for debate :P
lol it wouldnt even matter pirates would just hit the ground drunk out of no where and the ninja would laugh and finally kill the pirate
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #50 on: January 03, 2010, 08:38:47 AM »
ninjas aren't manly enough to get close to pirates. due to the smell.
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #51 on: January 03, 2010, 08:40:04 AM »
No elektrik you just broke my combo!

Also I am a Ninja cyborg

I had the top 10 or so posts but no you had to stop that.... :'(
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