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Ninja vs. Pirate
« on: November 29, 2009, 02:14:21 PM »
The ultimate question: Who would win in a fight, a ninja or a pirate?...we are assuming that there are no variable except fighting styles. *So no environment for a ninja to hide in. A fair, 1 on 1 fight to the death. Hand to hand combat (otherwise the winner would be whoever got their long ranged attack off first). And I'm talking REAL ninja's, not Naruto. And REAL pirates, not the over glorified Hollywood ones.
I have done lots of research on this topic and I personally have come to the conclusion that a ninja would win. This is for the simple reason that they are trained to be able to use any part of their body as a lethal weapon and their focus on a 1 hit kill. A ninja would have to land one hit and the pirate would be down due to the fact that ninja are trained to strike critical areas only. Where as pirates style of fighting was more on intimidation and disabling an enemy and moving on to the next rather than actually killing them. This was due to the fact that they were more than often outnumbered in combat, and often maimed their opponents to intimidate the others into submission.
I vote ninja.
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2009, 02:23:40 PM »
Ninja. Every time. I don't even understand how anyone could think a pirate would win. Even with their guns, and on a boat, a ninja would win. The guns that the pirates (not those Somalian bastards with boats that pretend to be pirates) had only fired like 1 round a minute and had to have each round hand loaded. A ninja's hand-to-hand combat skills are superior, their swordsmanship is likely superior, they're better at drawing opponents into one-on-one battles through stealth, and the list just keeps going. Everything about a ninja is superior to a pirate in every way, except maybe alcohol tolerance.
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2009, 04:43:40 PM »
In Taijutsu (the fighting aspect of Ninjitsu), one of the main points is trickery.  Pirates primarily utilized intimidation.  A ship of pirates and a lone ninja, the pirates just might stand a chance.  One on one?  Ninja.  'Nuff said.
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2009, 04:50:36 PM »
Ninja. No explanation needed.
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2009, 10:38:59 PM »
Pirate duh.
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2009, 12:23:10 AM »
I have to say ninja because pirates are fail now
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2009, 03:18:16 PM »
in theory, ninjas are unstoppable killling machines. how could a pirate possibly win 1 v 1?

of course, i personally still favour pirates

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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2009, 04:28:24 PM »
I would.


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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2009, 05:59:05 PM »
1. There are very little true ninjas now and these days.
2. There are still a lot of pirates.
3. These pirates have guns; Like AK-47's.
4. Last time I checked no-one can dodge a bullet.
5. Since pirates will kill you outright and viciously.
6. Ninjas use trickery and stealth, usually very dependent on .
7. There is no environment so the ninja looses his main advantage; Stealth.
8. Ninjas can't trick bullets.

Pirates would win.
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2009, 06:13:29 PM »
Except pirates wouldn't have the time to shoot if they got confonted by a ninja
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2009, 06:26:05 PM »
1. There are very little true ninjas now and these days.
2. There are still a lot of pirates.
3. These pirates have guns; Like AK-47's.
4. Last time I checked no-one can dodge a bullet.
5. Since pirates will kill you outright and viciously.
6. Ninjas use trickery and stealth, usually very dependent on .
7. There is no environment so the ninja looses his main advantage; Stealth.
8. Ninjas can't trick bullets.

Pirates would win.


One major flaw with your theory, modern day pirates do not kill people outright. They take hostages and would shoot to wound not to kill. A living body is much more valuable to them than a dead one. If anything they would wound a ninja, then blamo, ninja decimates said pirate. And modern ninja's use guns as well. Like high powered sniper rifles and silenced sub machine guns. Occasionally a knife will be used when stealth is off the utmost importance.
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2009, 06:31:34 PM »
One major flaw with your theory, modern day pirates do not kill people outright. They take hostages and would shoot to wound not to kill. A living body is much more valuable to them than a dead one. If anything they would wound a ninja, then blamo, ninja decimates said pirate. And modern ninja's use guns as well. Like high powered sniper rifles and silenced sub machine guns. Occasionally a knife will be used when stealth is off the utmost importance.

i agree with u completely NiNjas are crazy amzing.....lmao DID U SEE NINJA ASSASSIN!! i dont wana fuk with that..lol

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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2009, 10:09:49 PM »
I bet ninjas use a sniper as practice for there speed
Ex. they aim perfectly and fire and then they RACE the bullet to the target.
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2009, 11:30:03 AM »
One major flaw with your theory, modern day pirates do not kill people outright. They take hostages and would shoot to wound not to kill. A living body is much more valuable to them than a dead one. If anything they would wound a ninja, then blamo, ninja decimates said pirate. And modern ninja's use guns as well. Like high powered sniper rifles and silenced sub machine guns. Occasionally a knife will be used when stealth is off the utmost importance.

You are forgetting. This is a fight to the death, there is nothing but their lives on the line. In that case, Pirates win. Which it is. We are talking about ninjas, not assassins. Also, there is no area to hide in. None.
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2009, 12:06:14 PM »
Ninja no doubt, anyone questioning that is just living a pirate fantasy.
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2009, 12:40:33 PM »
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2009, 08:44:20 PM »
1. There are very little true ninjas now and these days.
2. There are still a lot of pirates.
3. These pirates have guns; Like AK-47's.
4. Last time I checked no-one can dodge a bullet.
5. Since pirates will kill you outright and viciously.
6. Ninjas use trickery and stealth, usually very dependent on .
7. There is no environment so the ninja looses his main advantage; Stealth.
8. Ninjas can't trick bullets.

Pirates would win.


You haven't considered the thousands of students of the Bujinkan Togakure-Ryu style of Ninjitsu.  They have adapted their weaponry to match the times.  Throw in the practitioners of Koga-Ryu and each one is a force to be reckoned with.  Modern pirates are simply well-armed thugs.  And ninjas use trickery, not just stealth.  Ninja wins!
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2009, 02:49:10 PM »
pirates beat the sh*t out of their opponents before robbing them blind. ninja MO just doesnt compare

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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2009, 03:03:10 PM »
This thread should be titled "How fast can a ninja kick a pirates ass" Which would be a REAL debate. ninja would win.
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Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2009, 03:38:15 PM »
no.