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Re: LOL
« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2009, 04:06:04 PM »
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Parkour

"Similar sports

These include Carpour, a automobile version of parkour which invloves the traceurs to try and vault obstacles with their car. This generally results in death and destruction. Also tackle parkour (invented by Meat Axe) has the traceurs tackling each other on concrete. However due to the traceurs mystical force healing powers they can usually play this for days on end without injury before retirng to the rooms to play WOW and browse the forums for the next 48 hours. "


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Re: LOL
« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2009, 04:45:18 PM »
LOl this is the best thing i ever read before in my life

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Re: LOL
« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2009, 05:04:41 PM »
the end was the best

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We are the image of the invisible"
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Re: LOL
« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2009, 03:20:10 PM »
Was pretty hilarious, i love sites like these.
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Re: LOL
« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2009, 08:48:43 PM »
Ahht he picture on the side was great. This traceur is so "softcore"

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Re: LOL
« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2009, 04:06:15 PM »
and "He became a local hero and was now known to the local folk as 'Cet idiot qui saute du balcon au balcon et f#cks avec les gangsters.' "
that idiot who jumps from roof to roof and f#cks over the gansters, lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Cet idiot qui saute du balcon au et f#cks avec les gangsters

I doubt thats even all french..
and avec is "with", not "over" i believe..
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Re: LOL
« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2009, 05:19:51 PM »
Dear Diary,
I'm gonna die saturday and come back to life on sunday and be 7 times stronger like david belle. It's gonna be awesome.

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Re: LOL
« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2009, 06:29:36 PM »
Cet idiot qui saute du balcon au et f#cks avec les gangsters

I doubt thats even all french..
and avec is "with", not "over" i believe..


It's means both it's all about context

With- "Avec Plesair" Your Welcome, litterly with pleasing to you.
Over- "Saute avec le tableau" Jump Over the Table, exact.

This sentence above could go either way.

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Re: LOL
« Reply #28 on: November 20, 2009, 08:23:08 PM »
Ahhh i see..
 seeing as though he did &%$# over the gangsters by putting all their coke in his bathtub.. and he pretty much played with them too with his mad PK skills...
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Re: LOL
« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2009, 09:02:11 PM »
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Parkour

"Similar sports

These include Carpour, a automobile version of parkour which invloves the traceurs to try and vault obstacles with their car. This generally results in death and destruction. Also tackle parkour (invented by Meat Axe) has the traceurs tackling each other on concrete. However due to the traceurs mystical force healing powers they can usually play this for days on end without injury before retirng to the rooms to play WOW and browse the forums for the next 48 hours. "
Friggin' awesome.

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Re: LOL
« Reply #30 on: December 12, 2010, 11:38:28 PM »
Its funny... I like it, but at the same time I wanna punch the person in the face who wrote it for trying to diminish the greatness of David Belle.

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Re: LOL
« Reply #31 on: December 13, 2010, 04:21:04 AM »
lmao I bet david would get a good laugh from this
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Re: LOL
« Reply #32 on: December 13, 2010, 05:41:14 AM »
Quote
Its funny... I like it, but at the same time I wanna punch the person in the face who wrote it for trying to diminish the greatness of David Belle.

Srsly?? He treated him Like a god!!!!

Lol, did anyone look at the related links at the bottom? that was an awesome article.....

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Re: LOL
« Reply #33 on: December 13, 2010, 03:02:18 PM »
After some navigating...

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Your_Mom


...lol

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Re: LOL
« Reply #34 on: December 13, 2010, 03:27:53 PM »
Alright, unless someone has good reason to keep bumping this old thread, please refrain from posting.

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