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Lazy Balls
« on: October 09, 2009, 05:37:02 PM »
Applies to traceurs(males) only. When you do the first half of a lazy vault but forget to swing your other leg over the rail you're vaulting, resulting in you straddling the rail while simultaneously smashing your balls into it. Can happen when you've been training too long and are tired, so you don't put much effort into your lazy vault.
Luckily for me I tightened my inner thighs and spastically threw my self to the side so I just barely avoided the full force of the rail.
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Re: Lazy Balls
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2009, 05:47:41 PM »
Lol, nice term. I've done this before,Ha.
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Re: Lazy Balls
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2009, 06:57:59 PM »
could also pertain to a straddle vault
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Re: Lazy Balls
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2010, 08:33:08 AM »
ooh i did somethinLIKE this
i ran from my friend and he was chasin me xD
and i did a speed, he took like 10 secs to get over xD
then i was gonna make 2 fast ''presicions on rails, like, 1 rail 1st foot 2nd rail 2nd foot ;D
and i fell on the first and landed on the 2nd
with uknowwhat first
i will never forget
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Re: Lazy Balls
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2010, 09:46:31 AM »
I've done this by slipping while doing rail QM.  Ouch.  :P
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Re: Lazy Balls
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2010, 06:42:42 PM »
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Re: Lazy Balls
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2010, 01:01:55 PM »
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Re: Lazy Balls
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2010, 05:23:23 PM »
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Re: Lazy Balls
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2010, 06:49:35 PM »
Quote from: JoshBoggs on August 07, 2010, 05:23:23 PM
wear a cup? xD
You'd have to wear titanium pants not to feel the pain of the nut precision!
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