Have been training and met many of the goals that I listed in the first post, but haven't been logging it. I realize that the weakness in my training is the lack of logging! Anyway, i've redefined my goals, and specified on them a bit, as well as doing a ton of testing today.
I was urged by a bodybuilding forum i'm a member of to start logging things more, so that's why many of the moves have video links on them.
and here are the goals!
Vitals
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Age: 18 (Goal: psh, ima be 500 bitches

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Height: 6'3" (Goal: lol, I keep passing my goal of 6')
Weight: 198 lbs (Goal: 225 lbs)
Current Abilities:
Vertical: 25" (Goal: 40")
Standing Broad Jump: 8'6" (Goal: 10')
Bench Press: 180 lbs (Goal: 300 lbs)
Squat: TBD (Goal: 450 lbs or 2x bodyweight)
Power Clean: 195 lbs (Goal: 300 lbs)
Military (overhead) Press: 125 lbs(Goal: Bodyweight or more) *This is likely higher because of my handstand work, handstand push-ups, L-sits, etc.
Deadlift: TBD (Goal: 500 lbs)
Weighted Pullup 1RM: TBD (My Bodyweight + Bodyweight)
Weighted Dips 1RM: TBD (My bodyweight + bodyweight) *I haz teh triceps

Muscle Up Reps: TBD (Goal: 50 Reps)
Running
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100m: TBD (Goal: 11.5 seconds)
400m: TBD(Goal: 50 seconds)
1600m: TBD(Goal: under 5 minutes)
40 yard dash: TBD(Goal: 4.5 seconds)
Parkour Specific Abilities
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Vertical Wall Run:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNNEhjxg-w0Max Height Off Ground: 5'11" (Goal: 7'0")
Total Reach: 13' (Goal: 15')
Tic Tac:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC3dIvbOEskHighest Obstacle Cleared: 5'4" (Goal: 6'6")
Height gained from tic tac vs. vertical jump: 2'3"
Longest Cat Leap: (requires long jump, grip strength, and knowledge of dissipating force via the legs)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-DOB39FGC0Running Cat Leap: 10' (Goal:15')
Standing Cat Leap: 7' (Goal: 15')
Precision Jump:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMnTEvNDxUURunning Precision(like in video): 9'9" (Goal: 16') *need to work on foot placement and controlling momentum, squats will help with dissipating force
Standing Precision(like a broad jump with a target): 9'6 (Goal: 10'6")
Kong Vault:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRMQzDZDOcObstacle is 4'6" high or more such as a picnic table
Longest Vault: 8' (goal: 14' Trampoline)
Highest: 5'4" (goal: 6'4" *1 inch taller than me*)
Longest Exit Distance(how far I go after going off the obstacle): 7' (Goal: 14') **I'll have to up my bench and squat a lot to meet this**
Dive Roll:
**must feel no pain for it to be successful**
Highest Obstacle: 4'6"
Longest Obstacle 7'4"
Handstand: 30 Seconds(Goal: 3 Minutes)
Freestanding Handstand Pushups: 2 (Goal: 20)
1 Handed handstand: 5 seconds(Goal: 1 Minute)
Freestanding 1 Handed handstand pushup: N/A(Goal: 2 reps)
L-sit Progression:
Tucked L-sit: 10 seconds (goal: 2 minutes)
L-site: 1 second (goal: 1 minute)
Planche Progression:
Frog Stand: 1 minute + (no goal for this, moving to tuck planche)
Tuck Planche: 5 seconds (Goal: 1:15 seconds)
Tuck Planche Pushups: N/A (Goal: 5 pushups)
Advanced Tuck Planche: 1 second (Goal: 1:15 seconds)
Straddle Planche: N/A (Goal: 1:15 seconds)
Straddle Planche Pushups: 10 (Goal: 5 pushups)
Planche, Thine Holy Grail: N/A (Goal: 1 Minute)
These are my goals, lofty as they may be, I will meet them. Now i'm off to buy the big ol' tubs of ON 100% whey I used to be so familiar with. I will also be tracking my nutrition (previously lack thereof) with fitday.com and doing the GOMAD (Gallon of milk a day) thing to get that initial 25 lbs, which I estimate will take a month and a half or so if I keep up training intensity.