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Are you a Psychopath?
« on: September 04, 2009, 02:45:34 AM »
Okay, so this isn't real. But it's funny. If you've heard it before, don't give it away. And if you want to guess, sent me a PM or hit me up on AIM.

So, you're at a family member's funeral and you sitting next to this man/woman (pick based on your love interest). You begin to talk with them, and move on to happier topics. You hit it off really well, but when the ceremony ends you realize you never got their phone number or their name and they've already left. So, you go home and kill your sister. Why?

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Re: Are you a Psychopath?
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2009, 11:35:22 AM »
MINDF*CK!
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Re: Are you a Psychopath?
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2009, 01:35:59 PM »
Ohhhhh I know this one ;)
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Re: Are you a Psychopath?
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2009, 01:39:00 PM »
Hahaaa.

So far Burahobbit is a psycopath!
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Re: Are you a Psychopath?
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2009, 07:28:31 PM »
I still don't have the hat one... you are just pure evil..... :-Sarcasm

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Re: Are you a Psychopath?
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2009, 11:14:46 AM »
HAhaHAHhahAHHa    I get it...
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Re: Are you a Psychopath?
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2009, 12:00:14 PM »
Thats an easy one. Give us a hard one.
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Re: Are you a Psychopath?
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2009, 02:25:45 PM »
Haha, you still can't get the hat one? It's my favorite. Alright, here's one y'all will probably know, but if you won't it could take days to understand:

You're in a room with two doors, with a guard in front of each one. One door leads to safety, the other to death. One guard will ALWAYS tell the truth, and the other with ALWAYS lie. But you don't know which door is which or which guard is which. You get ONE question and you can ask ONE guard this question, in order to figure out which door is safe. Then you must make your decision. So, what is your question and who do you ask? And which door do you pick?
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Re: Are you a Psychopath?
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2009, 06:17:14 PM »
Do you mind if I contribute a riddle?
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Re: Are you a Psychopath?
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2009, 06:22:51 PM »
Do you mind if I contribute a riddle?

 please do?

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Re: Are you a Psychopath?
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2009, 06:54:05 PM »
Go ahead, Shark.

Burahobbit got the second one, too. David Johnson's also a Psycopath, and Sam aka Littleninja decided to try a smart-a** answer and was....wrong :)
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Re: Are you a Psychopath?
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2009, 07:03:49 PM »
Hurray I am psychopath!

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Re: Are you a Psychopath?
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2009, 07:11:23 AM »
Hahaaaa

Sam and Cody Beltramo are both psycopath's tooooo.
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Re: Are you a Psychopath?
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2009, 09:27:20 AM »
i feel so stupid :'(

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Re: Are you a Psychopath?
« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2009, 09:32:59 AM »
Ok here's mine. You can ask yes/no questions to try to figure out the situation.

A man is afraid to go home because he knows that a man with a mask is there.
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Re: Are you a Psychopath?
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2009, 10:12:24 AM »
Ok here's mine. You can ask yes/no questions to try to figure out the situation.

A man is afraid to go home because he knows that a man with a mask is there.

Is he playing baseball?

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Re: Are you a Psychopath?
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2009, 11:29:30 AM »
I like being psychopath.

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Re: Are you a Psychopath?
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2009, 01:31:27 PM »
He's playing baseball. At least that's the one I've heard before. Haha, nice one dude!

Sam- I knew you would, haha.

Elektrik- Don't feel stupid, it's just a riddle. And only a select few on here ever understood the hat game :D -evil laugh-
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Re: Are you a Psychopath?
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2009, 04:14:48 PM »
Hahaaaa

Sam and Cody Beltramo are both psycopath's tooooo.

Yeah, I've been called that probably a few too many times...  Got any other riddles like that first one, it was too easy.

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Re: Are you a Psychopath?
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2009, 04:28:29 PM »
i didn't get the riddle but im still a psychopath