Okay, so this isn't real. But it's funny. If you've heard it before, don't give it away. And if you want to guess, sent me a PM or hit me up on AIM.
So, you're at a family member's funeral and you sitting next to this man/woman (pick based on your love interest). You begin to talk with them, and move on to happier topics. You hit it off really well, but when the ceremony ends you realize you never got their phone number or their name and they've already left. So, you go home and kill your sister. Why?
Remember, PM me the guess.