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Offline Josh Wright

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Official "FML" Thread
« on: August 25, 2009, 06:07:38 AM »
So... if you guys have not visited FML.com (that's not really the site, I'm at school and everything is blocked so I will update it later) then you will know what this thread is about.

FML stands for "F My life." (Again, at school... can't type everything out.) It describes people's strange and bizarre stories that they can post anonymously! I think this could be a pretty good oppurtunity to post some pretty funny things!

So usually you're supposed to start it off  with "Today" and end it with "FML." Even if it did not happen today, post it anyway :D! The stories can be as crazy as you want them to be, most likely to be true! I will begin.

"Today, I was having an online discussion in my psychology class. This one girl from another High School kept replying on my forum post. I thought it would be funny to type out how ANNOYING I thought she was and then erase it afterward. My teacher called me to her desk to help with her E-mail, and when I came back, my buddy posted my comment for me. Now, kids from across my state and the administrators can read my post... FML!"
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Offline Harry Smith

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Re: Official "FML" Thread
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2009, 07:05:19 AM »
MLIA is better. A lot less hating in the comments.
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Re: Official "FML" Thread
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2009, 07:51:52 AM »
MLIA?
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Re: Official "FML" Thread
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2009, 08:03:05 AM »
Quote from: Harrison Smith on August 25, 2009, 07:05:19 AM
MLIA is better. A lot less hating in the comments.

I don't think hating will be a problem on this forum, though.
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Re: Official "FML" Thread
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2009, 09:10:33 AM »
Quote from: Elektrik on August 25, 2009, 07:51:52 AM
MLIA?

My Life is Average.

Today, I went for a run with my two friends and a dog. We ended the run with an impromptu swim in the lake. We ended the swim in the lake covered in thousands of leeches. FML.
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Re: Official "FML" Thread
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2009, 10:14:51 AM »
"Today I realized that I had to go to school in a week... FML"


LOL! I did realize that and I did say FML. And it did happen today...
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Re: Official "FML" Thread
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2009, 12:06:17 PM »
From the MLIA site:
"Today, I was at a restaurant and there was a band that was taking requests. I asked them to sing the freecreditreport.com song. They knew what I was talking about and it was awesome. MLIA "

Awesome.
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Re: Official "FML" Thread
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2009, 12:34:08 PM »
Quote from: Brandan on August 25, 2009, 08:03:05 AM

I don't think hating will be a problem on this forum, though.

Yea that is probably true. Either way here are some I like.

MLIA (My Life Is Average)
Today I was running by the fire department and one of the firemen walking out and started singing,"It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take of all your clothes." I yelled "you first." And he replied, your pole or mine?" If my house is on fire I know I'm in good hands. MLIA

FML  (F My Life.)
Today, I was giving a tour on campus when one of my friends approached us and said "Don't go here, the weeds too expensive." and walked away. Thinking he's coming back to say he's joking, he instead say "i'm just kidding its really cheap" and walked away. I may or may not still have a job. FML

MLIG (My Life is good)
Today, due to a postal error, my favorite bands new album came to me in the mail. No one else will get theirs for another 3 days. MLIG
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Re: Official "FML" Thread
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2009, 01:27:42 PM »
Today, I saw a man in line if front of me buying a hamburger at a fast-food restaurant. I ordered the exact same hamburger but noticed that mine was slightly smaller than his. MLINAGASEAL. (My Life Is Not As Good As Someone Else's Average Life.)
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Re: Official "FML" Thread
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2009, 05:34:39 PM »
Fmylife.com makes me feel better about my own life. MLIA.
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Re: Official "FML" Thread
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2009, 05:56:50 PM »
today i was spraying a hornets nest with poison so i could get rid of it later, your supposed to run away after you spray them because they get mad, as i turned to run i see a gathering swarm of hornets waiting for me; i was outmaneuvered by hornets   -FML
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Re: Official "FML" Thread
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2009, 06:20:42 PM »
Today, I packed my brother's (who is more of a hefty guy) lunch teacher got really mad at me when I went to pick him up, the reason why? I packed him a lunch of organic natural deli chicken, grapes, and half an apple and she said I should've packed him a balanced meal of grains and put a dessert in (her exact words.)
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Re: Official "FML" Thread
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2009, 06:30:04 PM »
who the hell needs desert after lunch( im speaking in general nothing personal against anybody)? i mean i have no problem with dessert itself but i think post lunch dessert is a little weird.
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Re: Official "FML" Thread
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2009, 06:34:18 PM »
I tried to increase height on my wallrun by bringing my other knee up, and did it way too forcefully, and hit my lip really hard. Its bleeding and swollen. : l
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Re: Official "FML" Thread
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2009, 03:53:12 AM »
Quote from: Jake Mathew on August 25, 2009, 06:34:18 PM
I tried to increase height on my wallrun by bringing my other knee up, and did it way too forcefully, and hit my lip really hard. Its bleeding and swollen. : l

Ouch xD!

Today, I tried to hide my horrible Senior photo's from my mom. She was sitting on my bed asking me if I had them yet, because it has close to a month now. I said I didn't. Little did I know my bookbag was wide open in the corner of my room, Senior Picture book falling out. FML 4 REALZ :(!
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Re: Official "FML" Thread
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2009, 08:06:27 AM »
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MLIA (My Life Is Average)
Today I was running by the fire department and one of the firemen walking out and started singing,"It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take of all your clothes." I yelled "you first." And he replied, your pole or mine?" If my house is on fire I know I'm in good hands. MLIA

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MLIA (My Life Is Average): Today I ran by the fire dept and one of the firemen walked out and started singing,"It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take of all your clothes." I yelled "you first." And he replied, "your pole or mine?" If my house is on fire I know I'm in good hands

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Re: Official "FML" Thread
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2009, 08:55:31 AM »
Quote from: Jake Mathew on August 25, 2009, 06:34:18 PM
I tried to increase height on my wallrun by bringing my other knee up, and did it way too forcefully, and hit my lip really hard. Its bleeding and swollen. : l

I have been noticing lately that a lot of people on here have been hitting themselves with their knees while heightening their wall runs...
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Re: Official "FML" Thread
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2009, 09:11:15 AM »
I filmed myself rolling, and noticed that my arms were going waaay to the left. I'm doing it centered now, and it's a ton easier. FML
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Re: Official "FML" Thread
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2009, 09:15:26 AM »
Quote from: David Johnson on August 26, 2009, 09:11:15 AM
I filmed myself rolling, and noticed that my arms were going waaay to the left. I'm doing it centered now, and it's a ton easier. FML

FML? Why? That's more of a MLIA....
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Re: Official "FML" Thread
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2009, 09:39:00 AM »
Because I've been working at them for so long, and now I realize I've been doing them wrong.  :(
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