You already know I'm going to buy one,
I'll just be handing you the money up front.
But then, you'll prolly just take my wallet afterwards and
beat me up and keep the shirt. And then take the shirt I was wearing
off my back and use it to make more of your own.
And then I'll forgive you.
And then I'll buy another shirt and you'll rob me again.
That's prolly what's gonna happen. I'd bet on it.