Holy t-shirts, Batman! Hope they aren't wholly holey t-shirts. Cuz then they'd be holy wholly holey t-shirts, Batman! And you'd be kicked off the forums for religious reasons. Unless you said you were only talking about the PHILOSOPHY of holy wholly holey t-shirts. You can get away with ANYTHING if you call it philosophy.
Do these sound like the rantings of a madman? Oh... they do? Sorry then. Continue on. So sorry...