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Cake for the national jam
« on: June 08, 2009, 11:59:22 AM »
Hey guys! I've run this by Ryan and Matt and they were cool with it so now it's time to start planning with the rest of you.

I don't know how many of you are familiar with the television show "Ace of Cakes" or the Charm City Cakes bakery in Baltimore. But basically these people make cakes that are fantastic works of art. A simple google search will tell you how amazing these people are. Of course they are also absurdly expensive and we could never afford them.

Recently, however, I met someone who is a similarly talented culinary artist. She has quite enthusiastically offered to do a Cat Fountain cake for us. This won't be for free of course especially since we're expecting around 150 people this year for the jam it will be pretty costly. But, since she mostly wants to do it so she can have something impressive to add to her portfolio, we will be able to get this at a huge discount. We'll probably just have to pay for materials.

Now I'd love to see (and eat) a huge cake replica of cat fountain but I can't pay for this alone so I want to see who would be willing to chip in an extra ten or so dollars in addition to the usual money for food at the jam so we can have this cake.

After that I suppose we should start thinking about what flavors people want.


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Re: Cake for the national jam
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2009, 12:55:28 PM »
How much are we looking at, cost wise, for this cake? I'd definitely be willing to help out with this, I think it would be pretty cool to eat cat fountain.
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Re: Cake for the national jam
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2009, 02:02:07 PM »
I suppose that depends. I'm hoping it won't come to more than a few dollars per person. Our baker hasn't seen the fountain yet but I'll post a cost estimate when she gives me one.

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Re: Cake for the national jam
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2009, 02:38:15 PM »
My sister is also a decorative culinary dessert chef in NYC and she can likely bake one for us too.  I just called her and she may be willing to fly out here to make the cake for us.  I am sending her pics of the fountain and going to let her know it needs to feed 150+ people.

I will get a price from her tonight after she looks over some pics of the fountain then we can see where this can go with both of our bakers...

In the meantime, here are some pictures of my sister's work:










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Re: Cake for the national jam
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2009, 03:21:33 PM »
Woah.  Your sister is a CakeNinja! Very cool! We should see if we can find... like... a quiche ninja or something. Something healthier than cake :P, though cake is cool as well.
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Re: Cake for the national jam
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2009, 07:08:45 PM »
it is kind of funny, though, that I am so into fitness and my sister is so into...well...cake :P
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Re: Cake for the national jam
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2009, 07:19:22 PM »
I wonder if there is a way to make a healthy cake...
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Re: Cake for the national jam
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2009, 08:22:25 PM »
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Re: Cake for the national jam
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2009, 08:29:17 PM »
I remember seeing something similar on www.thisiswhyyourefat.com. Might have been the same thing.


But that there... is awesome.
So, who wants to help me make a MEAT replica of cat fountain? I figure... a little yellow and red foodcoloring in the mashed potatoes and it could look like the stone color...
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Re: Cake for the national jam
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2009, 08:12:36 AM »
Awsome we could probably convince them to collaberate this year's jam is going to rock.

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Re: Cake for the national jam
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2009, 08:18:29 AM »
Or maybe... GRANOLABAR replica!

That... might actually not be too hard. Make the mold, make the crap, pour the crap in, bake... somehow, wait, remove mold, spray on some sort of food adhesive coating..., then coloring.


Or what about... Muse-Quiche-replica?

Egg replica?
Protien Shake Replica?
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Re: Cake for the national jam
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2009, 10:26:54 AM »
These cakes aren't made with a mold...they are built like a structure....so you would need to be creative with ingredients...I will ask her about that when I speak with her again tonight :P
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Re: Cake for the national jam
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2009, 03:42:18 PM »
SIIICKKKKKKKKKKKK!

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Re: Cake for the national jam
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2009, 07:04:14 PM »
My sister would charge $750 for a cake that can feed 150 people ($5/person...a HUGE discount from her normal prices...about half off)

I don't know how we would go about collecting money but she wouldn't come out here and make a cake like that without the money up front.  The ingredients alone can cost a couple hundred.
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Re: Cake for the national jam
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2009, 07:10:51 PM »
Well... we need to get an estimate of how many people would be willing toss in some money for the cake. The only Idea I have is to create a Facebook Event for the National jam and poll the people there...


If you think its a worthwhile Idea, I'll go ahead and set it up....
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Re: Cake for the national jam
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2009, 11:29:26 PM »
i can definitely chip 5-10. when is the national jam?
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Re: Cake for the national jam
« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2009, 07:57:01 AM »
i can haz cake?

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Re: Cake for the national jam
« Reply #17 on: July 04, 2009, 05:44:39 PM »
No dan, this is for people that do parkour.  not drop off the face of the earth

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Re: Cake for the national jam
« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2009, 06:40:46 PM »
Did you hear from your chef yet?  I am not sure if my sister can do it because of the distance -- we can definitely get the cost to be less than $150 if we dont try to feed 150 people with it. 
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Re: Cake for the national jam
« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2009, 01:25:30 AM »
I repeat my previous question: when is the jam? because i'm gone the first week of August. weak sauce, i know, but it can't be avoided
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