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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #20 on: November 26, 2005, 08:50:19 PM »
Pfft. I have it already. But it's microsoft goddamnit! MICROSOFT!!!

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2005, 03:59:16 PM »
I can't help but feel offended... :-[ ::) (if anyone remembers my old avatar, you'll know why...)
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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #22 on: November 29, 2005, 09:43:12 AM »
AHhahaahah! Yes, I am the bag bitch of our group.  I was EMT certified so I carry a decent first aid kit and since we are in Texas I bring lots of water. Now that I am forced to think of myself as a bag bitch, I might try to limit all I carry.

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2005, 01:05:38 PM »
LOL Deft at the first couple jams we went to you were definitely the Bag B.  When you are not there I am the Bag B.  Many a times we are glad that we had that kit with us.  YEE HAW TEXAS!  LOTS OF WATER!  As long as you get some straps that connect the bag more to your body...like a chest and waist strap...you can run more comforably between spots.
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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2005, 05:53:22 AM »
I have waist and chest straps. I ususally don't do stuff with my backpack on becasue I usually have breakables like a camera or a phone that I worry about breaking.

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #25 on: December 15, 2005, 03:35:30 PM »
alittle off topic but if you want a heavy back pack you should feel my school backpack
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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2006, 10:30:45 PM »
Well i carry a bag it's good for holding big bottles of water, cell, wallet(mine has a chain on it), and a towel to wipe the sweat off the brow during summer. I haven't encountered a jam yet when i was bag bitch....

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2006, 01:03:36 PM »
Just wear really big pants and tell everyone else to hold there own stuff. That way with the big pants they usually have big pockets. I couldn't Pk with a bag anyways or the fact that I would have to set it down because it has VALUABLES in it. You guys do what you want but you won't see me being a BAG BITCH. ;)
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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #28 on: January 31, 2006, 08:19:15 AM »
'Round these parts, the bag bitch is known as the "mule".

We had a real reliable mule (and cameraman) when one of us broke his wrist (playing ultimate frizbee, no less), and couldn't do much parkour, but still came out. Now we have no regular mule! :( Too bad none of us have a g/f anymore who will tote along, haha! (No offense, ladies. Please don't hit!)

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #29 on: January 31, 2006, 12:13:19 PM »
i dont have a bag bitch i have to practice alone.  :'(
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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #30 on: January 31, 2006, 07:10:11 PM »
don't worry jmanndriver  i know the feeling :'(

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #31 on: January 31, 2006, 08:06:15 PM »
i might loose that feeling soon. i found a kid who lives a town away who i can jam with o sundays i think.
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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #32 on: December 23, 2008, 12:30:46 AM »
Do you not have crime in Melbourne?

Check out Greg Proops standup, he explains how they didn't have crime in Australia until the Americans came.  :D
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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #33 on: December 30, 2008, 01:33:34 PM »
Bag Bitch - The person(s) (usually very few of them) at a jam that decide to bring their backpack. The remaining traceurs find this person as an opportunity to empty their heavy pockets into their back pack and the "Bag Bitch" is left carrying everyone's personal possessions.


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haha i would run lol.
no i wouldn't. That totally sucks carrying around other peoples stuff though, i barely can even stand carrying around my own stuff, how is it gonna be when i carry around other peoples stuff?  [WTF]

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #34 on: December 30, 2008, 05:15:30 PM »
lol, if you wanna talk about leaving stuff around you should come out to pittsburgh sometime.  At the jams we literally leave hundreds of dollars of stuff(mostly in 2 hd cameras) laying out of (our) view in a high traffic area(children s museum entrance) with a large homeless population.  Somehow nothing stolen yet.
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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #35 on: January 05, 2009, 10:50:04 PM »
Ha, my friend has a a he always used to carry, but he hasn't recently. He had everything in there. Like his own mini pharmacy. We named him (the bag) Nequi. (Pronounced Netty). Just in case you're wondering, we are the weirdest people in the world, and we cherish having the title. ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #36 on: January 06, 2009, 09:55:02 AM »
My buddy has always brought a big back pack with him. I never liked back packs much, but he can fit a ton of stuff in it.

Recently I've been taking a EF Tours bag with me. Tiny backpack, gotta love friends who have traveled overseas :)
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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #37 on: January 06, 2009, 01:33:32 PM »
My friend brings his ef tours bag! I cant stand how it fits, so I shy away from it.

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #38 on: January 14, 2009, 08:57:02 AM »
We also have random people carry it. They hold on to it until the next spot then we switch off. But of course, some one gets stuck with it the whole time every once in  a while.

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #39 on: February 09, 2009, 03:22:42 PM »
I know of 3-4 bagbitches that go to jams....one being me. I suffer for the many. heh heh
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