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Bag Bitch
« on: November 17, 2005, 11:11:17 AM »
Bag Bitch - The person(s) (usually very few of them) at a jam that decide to bring their backpack. The remaining traceurs find this person as an opportunity to empty their heavy pockets into their back pack and the "Bag Bitch" is left carrying everyone's personal possessions.


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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2005, 12:50:19 PM »
Hahahaha, I wonder who that might be around here....  ::)

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2005, 03:49:12 PM »
Lol :D

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2005, 04:52:11 PM »
Hahaha I don't know gear  ;) but we lover our little bag bitch

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2005, 06:54:24 PM »
haha actually condor called me the pk bitch for bringing a backpack at my first jam
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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2005, 05:03:33 PM »
hmmm ... that would usually be me in ny ...
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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2005, 11:18:44 PM »
Hm, in Melbourne almost all of us bring a backpack, and we just dump it somewhere when we get to a particular hotspot. There's not really a lot of rolling going on except at such places, so we can manage with a backpack on when just walking around. *shrugs* But whatever works for you Yanks =P

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2005, 01:44:25 PM »
I don't know who you're call'n a yank haha. Va Baby! but the backpack is such a hindrance while you're walking, can't do anything random you see that you might like to do.

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2005, 02:01:01 PM »
To people outside of the US we're all yankees, funny huh? :-X

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2005, 02:15:49 PM »
Do you not have crime in Melbourne?

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2005, 03:14:11 PM »
haha well i must say, London has teh worst crime EVER. i spent one day there and me AND my dad both get our wallets stolen....each incident happend about a couple hours apart....yeah that's definatly shit >:(
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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2005, 12:30:33 AM »
Do you not have crime in Melbourne?
Nope. We are the embodiment of a utopian society. <_<

Generally we're close by, and will notice people who walk past etc. If we move to another area, we pick up our bags and dump them somewhere else nearby there. *shrugs*

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2005, 08:17:05 AM »
And even if somebody did grab something I'm pretty sure that they'd be able to catch them pretty easily anyway. And then continue to beat the crap out of them.

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2005, 04:41:17 PM »
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And then continue to beat the crap out of them.
Haha, yeah. =)

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2005, 06:28:51 PM »
I dont see how you can run with a heavy back pack on

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2005, 06:58:15 PM »
It would be much lighter once it's been emptied by the thief ;-)

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2005, 02:53:51 AM »
Firstly, most people aren't carrying backpacks around. I dunno what you guys do, but really the only thing most of us have are a bottle of water, wallet, mobile and any other small crap like a jumper or whatever. It really doesn't way much at all. And if you can't run with a backpack on, I'm wondering how you're physically capable of doing Parkour at all. Because you must be seriously unfit and weak as piss. =/

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2005, 11:42:56 AM »

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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #18 on: November 26, 2005, 06:35:57 PM »
haha i agree with pistol whip
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Re: Bag Bitch
« Reply #19 on: November 26, 2005, 08:20:47 PM »
woohoo i was a bag bitch today. which meant it was inevitable for a couple people to put their crap in my backpack. but just because you bring the bag doesnt have to mean you are always the bag bitch. if others try to mooch off you, make them carry the bag some. ;)