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Offline MHawl145

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ass over tea kettle
« on: February 04, 2009, 03:02:45 AM »
most commonly performed by new comers, going "ass over tea kettle" often is the result of someone tripping over their own feet and landing on their face in such a way that their legs and feet are carried over the back of their head by their own foreword momentum.

"greg went ass over tea kettle the other day and now it looks like freddy kruger got a hold of his face."
...which then brings you to a "kruger face"
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Re: ass over tea kettle
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2009, 03:47:30 PM »
Haha, "ass over a tea kettle". That's funny.  ;D

Do elaborate on this "kruger face" lol!
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Re: ass over tea kettle
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2009, 11:30:23 PM »
a "kruger face" describes one, or both sides of a persons face that has been maimed by an unforgiving surface, such as concrete, gravel, assfault, or in more unfortunate instances... broken glass :/
as though Freddy Kruger has just planted a firm bitch slap to that persons money maker.
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Re: ass over tea kettle
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2009, 10:25:44 AM »
Ohmylanta.

I actually literally truely laughed out loud there.

Broken glass would suck, especially if you got it in your eyes...  :-\

But still, that's reallyreallyreally funny terminology there.   :)

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Re: ass over tea kettle
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2009, 03:23:58 PM »
QLTM


quietly laughing to myself.
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Re: ass over tea kettle
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2009, 05:07:16 PM »
NLQAA

not laughing quietly at all.
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Re: ass over tea kettle
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2009, 06:17:02 PM »
WAPFPITFWPWBOSEN






WalkingAroundPunchingFatPeopleInTheFaceWithPlasticWiffleBatsOnSundayEveningNaked
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Re: ass over tea kettle
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2009, 06:45:23 PM »
Quote from: Shamas on February 09, 2009, 06:17:02 PM
WAPFPITFWPWBOSEN






WalkingAroundPunchingFatPeopleInTheFaceWithPlasticWiffleBatsOnSundayEveningNaked

Didn't event know you could punch someone with a wiffle bat, that's pretty impressive.

So i guess that makes me BCANLDWBOBS

Being confused and not looking down while being owned by shamas.  :(
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Re: ass over tea kettle
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2009, 07:24:14 PM »
+2 for me then
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Re: ass over tea kettle
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2009, 05:01:38 AM »
Call it whatever you want, ass over tea-kettle,  In the world of skateboard slams it's called a scorpion, and it sucks bad.
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Re: ass over tea kettle
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2009, 10:32:14 AM »
Yeah, I was just about to call that one, Todd. And yes, they do suck lol.
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Re: ass over tea kettle
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2009, 12:18:09 PM »
LMAO! Punching people with plastic batts. Now were making progress
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Re: ass over tea kettle
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2009, 09:22:00 PM »
thats an amazing description... i like this term lol
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Re: ass over tea kettle
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2009, 03:19:38 AM »
*facepalm*
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