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« on: February 04, 2009, 03:02:45 AM »

most commonly performed by new comers, going "ass over tea kettle" often is the result of someone tripping over their own feet and landing on their face in such a way that their legs and feet are carried over the back of their head by their own foreword momentum.

"greg went ass over tea kettle the other day and now it looks like freddy kruger got a hold of his face."
...which then brings you to a "kruger face"
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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2009, 03:47:30 PM »

Haha, "ass over a tea kettle". That's funny.  Grin

Do elaborate on this "kruger face" lol!
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2009, 11:30:23 PM »

a "kruger face" describes one, or both sides of a persons face that has been maimed by an unforgiving surface, such as concrete, gravel, assfault, or in more unfortunate instances... broken glass :/
as though Freddy Kruger has just planted a firm bitch slap to that persons money maker.
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« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2009, 10:25:44 AM »

Ohmylanta.

I actually literally truely laughed out loud there.

Broken glass would suck, especially if you got it in your eyes...  Undecided

But still, that's reallyreallyreally funny terminology there.   Smiley

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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2009, 03:23:58 PM »

QLTM


quietly laughing to myself.
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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2009, 05:07:16 PM »

NLQAA

not laughing quietly at all.
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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2009, 06:17:02 PM »

WAPFPITFWPWBOSEN






WalkingAroundPunchingFatPeopleInTheFaceWithPlasticWiffleBatsOnSundayEveningNaked
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« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2009, 06:45:23 PM »

WAPFPITFWPWBOSEN






WalkingAroundPunchingFatPeopleInTheFaceWithPlasticWiffleBatsOnSundayEveningNaked

Didn't event know you could punch someone with a wiffle bat, that's pretty impressive.

So i guess that makes me BCANLDWBOBS

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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2009, 07:24:14 PM »

+2 for me then
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« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2009, 06:01:38 AM »

Call it whatever you want, ass over tea-kettle,  In the world of skateboard slams it's called a scorpion, and it sucks bad.
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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2009, 11:32:14 AM »

Yeah, I was just about to call that one, Todd. And yes, they do suck lol.
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« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2009, 01:18:09 PM »

LMAO! Punching people with plastic batts. Now were making progress
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« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2009, 10:22:00 PM »

thats an amazing description... i like this term lol
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« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2009, 04:19:38 AM »

*facepalm*
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